Kill the ant

[lea75 0]

So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

I'll start with:

The ant falls in a tub of boiling water

[Gaiamaiden 0]

a chef scoops him up with a spoon and saves him!

The Ant is crushed under a pan

[maltese 0]

Magically a miracle happens! The ant became strong and reflect the pan!

Suddenly, ant was in antartica and ant was freezing to death!

[hannahbananaa 0]

a polar bear sat on him and melted the ice and brought him back to life

but he was blown into the water

[-Serenity- 0]

but the ant have swimming ability, so it swim to the land

and the strong wind blow it to the fireplace

[maltese 0]

And then the fire was put off by sudden rain!

As the rain stops, a dog bark and ant got so scared.

[Mage lvl8 0]

Hidenni appered and scared the dog away.

but then Hidenni attacks the ant with a rose!

[Gaiamaiden 0]

but the rose wilted away

but then my petling came running and grabbed the ant in its mouth!

[Mage lvl8 0]

but the any tasted funny so he dropped it out safely

however, the ant crawls onto some chewed gum on the floor and gets stuck

[maltese 0]

And then, a stray cat eat the gum only, spitted the ant.

And then, ant falls to the sewer!

[Mage lvl8 0]

but luckly, he has super-duper swimming powers!

suddenly, a alligator chomps on the ant!

[maltese 0]

But, the alligator spit the ant out because ant is SO bitter!

And then, a women saw the any and spray ant with bug killer!

[Mage lvl8 0]

but the bug spray can turned out to be empty so the woman ran away because she was afraid of the teeny ant.

but, the ant sees a anteater plushie and freezes with fear

[bunnyfuzzyness 0]

it's just a doll jeez!

but then the ant walks under my shoe

[Mage lvl8 0]

but there is no place for it to walk under

then, a bird comes and scoops the ant into it's mouth! yum

[bunnyfuzzyness 0]

then bird flies into a tree and it knocks the ant out of it's mouth......then the ant starts falling to the ground and lands into someone's soda.......

[maltese 0]

Luckily, the bubbles of the soda trapped the ant and slowly goes up and up and up..... until it reaches the surface, and POP! The bubble was popped, and ant was free!

As ant was happy, suddenly the ant feel it has drinking beer all night!!!

[Mage lvl8 0]

and it did

but the beer gave it a mutation so it grew another head and the pther head started to control the body and everything

[maltese 0]

And then nothing happens

Suddenly, ant feels having 2 heads is MUCH more heavier than usual, so the ant feel down!!!!

[Mage lvl8 0]

but the extra head fell off so he gew lighter. he eats the extra head

then he chokes on it

[IntoxicatedFrog 0]

Luckily, a vet comes around and sees the strugling of the poor creature so he saves it and gives it bigger mandibles and mouth with plastic surgery.

This gives the ant the courage to attack and kill everything in sight, but it soon becomes fat and sick of all the consumed but only half-digested crocodile and elephant.

[Mage lvl8 0]

but then it vomits it up just for the fun of it.

Someone thought the ant was a peice of gum so they ate the ant

[Guest Guest]

But the ant was quick and walked out of that persons mouth back to the ground.

The ant was run over by a car...

[blastertoyo 0]

but the tire poped at the last second

the ant was so depressed he couldn't play pet society that he was going to commit suicide

[Guest Guest]

But then he got into Pet Society and found tonz of gifts on his doorstep so he was happy again.

The ant ate too many Strawberry Cream Cakes and was having a high blood sugar rush...

[blastertoyo 0]

but then he ate a pill that dropped from the sky and was cured

then he wnt to a party that was too crowded and became the door mat because he was flattened

[Mage lvl8 0]

but then a ghost lifted him up and blew him up so the ant became round and perfect again!

put then, someone crazy at the party scooped him up and dunked him in the punch bowl!

[Tromo3 0]

But somoone found him in the Punch at poured Punch outside the door

I put a Crazy cat to eat the ant

[Lucky Strike 0]

but the cat is chased by a stray dog and the ant lives

i put the ant in a base

[Tromo3 0]

But ant teleports to a safe place

But ana nteater teleports to the place where the ant is

[Mage lvl8 0]

he dies of hunger

the ant jumps off a cliff

[Lucky Strike 0]

but it has a parachute

i put the ant in the oven

[Mage lvl8 0]

but you forgot to turn it on

i put the ant in the toilet and flush it away

[Lucky Strike 0]

it's lucky and it knows swimmming

i put the ant in glue

[Mage lvl8 0]

but the glue is outdated and doesnt work

i dye the ant in red dye

[Tromo3 0]

But you used Ketchup instead of a dye

I tied the ant to chair with an explosive near it. (gone ;crazy: CAuse can't kill a stupid ant)

[Lucky Strike 0]

but the explosive doesn't go off

i throw the ant in boiling water

[Tromo3 0]

But the ant already know how to excape

I throw an anchor at the ant.

[Mage lvl8 0]

but the anchor was too heavy so it landed beside you and not the ant

i squish the ant under my shoe

[Toulouse 0]

but luckily the ant was wearing a very strong harness

I put the ant on fire

[Mage lvl8 0]

but the fire is microscopic so it dosnt hurt the any

i put the ant under a rock

[Toulouse 0]

but the ant is so strong it can lift up the rock and throw it away

the ant gets threatened by an ant eater

[Mage lvl8 0]

but it's a plastic one..

someone rips off his legs

[Lucky Strike 0]

but he grows new ones like a snail regenerates...

i hunt the ant with a knife

[blastertoyo 0]

but your knife is blunt!

the ant dropps into a pond and a witch freezez it

[Lucky Strike 0]

and another one warms it up and it runs away

i put the ant in a jar with no air