jezza

you know he gets over excited when it comes to boxes.

@madsod wrote:

bent over today and my black berry went in the toilet

thats the first time i've heard it called a black berry.

would you want stuee pleasuring your box.

puff , you won't catch me using them....youre better off buying a decent pair of gloves.

@Davehutch wrote:

@Robbie wrote:

I've said it many times before but its worth giving these plugs a try if you haven't already. They are ok for smaller ear canals too as once rolled between thUmb and finger they become quite thin and once they've expanded are very comfortable too.

I agree with Robbie I use these too there a lot better than the ones jezza uses

you can't knock anything till you have tried it

i got a pair of these plugs but could not get my helmet on.

whats wrong with you ya bloody puff , its only a effin needle, try having your chin stitched together after being hit with a iron bar then having the nurse stitch you with no pain killing injection .....now that smarts.



then there is the back ,crack and sack wax , now that smarts .....you can watch next time if you have the stomach for it.



I'm sure I read somewhere that a chap had his arm tattooed and the needle hit the bone, his arm went black and he died 2 days later, maybe something to watch out for.......mind you I may of just made that up.

you should have stuck to your Bsa.















now stop worrying about it and get back out there and enjoy yaself you silly bugger.

@Grumpyowl wrote:

@jezza wrote:

anyone else up for this.

I'm too Ill and It's wrong end of the woods for me sorry.

Have you put your B up for sale yet Jezza?

its going for mot tomorrow so hopefully once its had a good polish it will be advertised end of the month.

anyone else up for this.

@fr499y wrote:

@Davehutch wrote:

@smilinjack wrote:

I'd have certainly stopped to get the pigeon

nice breasts fried in the pan

Ya can have the next pheasant that runs into the side of me!! them bastards hurt though ><

Try a Buzzard , ripped my screen right off and slammed into my chest then up over my head......that was a arse clenching moment.

I honestly thought you could not make a b kings rear end any uglier but Dave you have managed it , I take my cap of to ya .



















see stuee I told you I would tell him for you!

@sweban wrote:

@jezza wrote:

How long you there for?

where do you mean

How long you in straford area

How long you there for?

@stantheman wrote:

ive found the perfect box to fit your rack as well mate http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GIVI-EK26-GURU-MONOLOCK-TOP-BOX-26-LITRES-PINK-NEW-TOP-CASE-INCLUDING-FIX-PLATE-/221003822929?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item3374dab751#ht_2301wt_704

well it looks like robbies got a bidding war.

I had the full rack system on the 650 I had , they were as ugly as hell however it was a pain in the arse to remove. so I left it on all the time as it was more use on the bike as it was used daily.

@Davehutch wrote:

@jezza wrote:

well it will be comfier for Mel than the poor excuse for the pillion seat

Are you leaving it on or only putting it on as required.

leaving it on jez, had to take half the back end off to fit it

I tend to think racks only suit certain bikes when left on , as practical as it is and racks are practical (yes i do have one)...... i do think it does nothing to improve the look of the rear end.

I'll have a look at it in the flesh to see if the pics don't do it any justice before I fully make my mind up.
However it does look a sturdy item.

How do you think it looks are you happy with it cos thats all that matters.

well it will be comfier for Mel than the poor excuse for the pillion seat

Are you leaving it on or only putting it on as required.

so how did you get on with these lee?

@madwilly wrote:

@Davehutch wrote:

A practice for the ride out

what No butter No sauce
think we need to start again GOOD try

No egg, no mushrooms, no sausage, no tomatoes, no beans.

@Grumpyowl wrote:

@jezza wrote:

@Grumpyowl wrote:

@jezza wrote:

well tell her your gonna trade her in for something a bit more reliable, You can't keep having to struggle through this terrible ailment on your own.

I Will Jezz I Will

That'll teach her

I've told her what you said Jezz and she said tell Jezz



and you can cook your own Tea

Don't get blaming me , it was purely a suggestion....anyhow Beer don't need cooking ,purely medicinal of course.

@Grumpyowl wrote:

@jezza wrote:

well tell her your gonna trade her in for something a bit more reliable, You can't keep having to struggle through this terrible ailment on your own.

I Will Jezz I Will

That'll teach her

well tell her your gonna trade her in for something a bit more reliable, You can't keep having to struggle through this terrible ailment on your own.