AsH

that is the bike i would like as a second bike i think they look great it should STAY definitely mate

Happy New year every one welcome to 2011

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Hello all Just a quick line to let you know we have donated £5000 to Lincs/Notts air ambulance this year that takes our grand total to a staggering £38000 in 7 years Thanks everyone for your support over the years not sure if anyone on here has been on the ride apart from flinty and gtman Roll on next year and i hope to see a few of you on the day The provisional date for next year is 13/08/2011 for the main event the we are doing another ride to the coast provisionally 17/09/2011 AsH

because it is my name

Nice mate

Thanks Everybody

Ryan Holmes was a friend of mine who got killed so for the last 7 years me and his dad have organised a charity day in his memory to raise monies for lincs/notts air ambulance and not including this year we have raised about £33,000 i will let you all know about next years event when we have a date sorted Regards AsH

Hello and welcome

Good to see you are getting back on your feet just remember to not do to much keep going nice and steady you will soon be running round again i did not know about your incident apart from what i have read on this post well done mate getting on your feet

Only Kidding terror as you well know

you might have but terror hasn't lol

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this: ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOTT: Real One COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them? ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great! With what? ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOTT: You click the blue "1". COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue "1". COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"! ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START."

Whiskey story I had 18 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by the other half to empty the contents down the sink OR ELSE. So I proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the 1st bottle and poured the contents down the sink with exception of 1 glass, which I drank, I extracted the cork form the 2nd bottle and did likewise with it with the exception of 1 glass, which I drank. I withdrew the cork form the 3rd bottle and poured the contents down the sink, which I drank, I pulled the cork from the 4th bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle for the cork of the next and drank the sink out of it and threw the glass down the rest. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle, I then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had got everything emptied I steered the house with 1 hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks, which were 28 as the house came by again I recounted and finally got all the houses into 1 bottle which I drank .I am not at all under the affluance of incohol as some thinkle peep I am, I am not half as thunk as you might drink I fool so feelish .I don’t know who is me and the drunker I stand the longer I get The end

That is a old name from the CB days

I would have loved to join you but i am still full of cold had it for a week tomorrow pesky kids gave it me and i have just got in from work at 00:15 been out since 06:30 this morning maybe next time chaps have a safe ride AsH

Thanks mate it is working progress going for both sleaves mate just have to wait until i can afford it AsH

Yes mate you look well hard with that nice one

is there any more to it are you holding back on us or is that the lot ......................very nice mate

Just do it Dave don't be shy mate we are all your freind on here .........................i need some more work done but don't know if my mate can do it any more he has struggled since he had carpul tunnel op AsH

Sorry about the back fat working on removing that

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