Grumpyowl
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Seat looks great on the bike, That Lad of yours dont half look like you -
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Nice one Lee
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You wont hear from me for a while now. I'm under Investigation for Stealing Swimming Pool Inflateables. So I need to LiLo! -
In the UK 259,327 people are Shagging right now. 25,377 are Kissing. 84,873 are receiving Oral sex. And one sad f**keris reading this message. You Hang In There Sunshine -
Two Irish men looking through a catalogue. Paddy says "look at those gorgeous woman!" The prices are reasonable too agrees Murphy,"I am ordering one of them right now". 3 weeks later. Paddy says "has your woman turned up yet Murphy?" Murphy replies "No not yet but it shouldn't be long now, her clothes turned up yesterday" -
Tight Git -
Old man walks past a shop and sees a sign. Pies 50p, Wanks £1. To his delight he walks in and sees a hot woman behind the counter. He gets his £1 out, and asks,are you the one who does Wanks for a £1 ? Yeah she replies with a Wink. Well go and wash your hands you dirty Bitch ans fetch me 2 Pies. -
Had a Wank in the newagents this morning. Now It's all over the Papers -
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Very nice. infact almost as nice as my B12. -
Only Kidding Made You Look -
Nice bike Bandits are quite rare on this ste nice to see one -
Total Respect Lee -
I've just bought a dog off a blacksmith. The minute I got him home The Bugger made a bolt for the door ! -
The wife doesn't like my new aftershave. " CHLOROFORM " Apparently it makes her feel sleepy and gives her a sore arse -
A Gypsey wedding ends in a riot Police arrest 20 and they end up in court. The best man says to the Judge. "can I explain what happened your honour" It's traveller tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride. Which I did I was dancing very close. The Groom runs at us and kicks his bride in the Fanny ! "Gosh!" says the Judge that must have been sore. "SORE" says the best man he broke 3 of my f**kin fingers. -
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Keep buying the lottery tickets -
rims are already polished , but like the idea of white anyone any good with photoshop , .lololol Have you made your choice yet ? -
welcome
