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Grumpyowl

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Everything posted by Grumpyowl

  1. Come on then which did you choose
  2. Cheers my dears will be having a nice bottle of Chianti later
  3. There has been a big fight in a biscuit tin. A Bandit called Rocky, who was crackers,hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon wheel with a Blue ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hob nobbing with a Ginger nut and 2 accomplices, one known as Gary Baldi,and the other known only to the police as Rich T. Unfortunatly they don't have a crumb of evidence. So the Jammie dodger might get away with it.
  4. I went to the shop earlier today, A bloke attacked me with some Milk and Cheese. ...I thought how Dairy !!
  5. Grumpyowl

    Dwarf

    What does a Dwarf get if he runs through a womens legs ? A Clit round the ear, a Flap round the face and a Crack on the head.
  6. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I've got alzheimers Cheese on toast.
  7. I spent £5000 on a BOOB job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent £3000 on a NOSE job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent £30 on a BLOW job for myself and she went fucking ballistic, the selfish bitch.
  8. Grumpyowl

    poor sod

    No way would i go on that
  9. 2nd picture your lucky only for reading. I've worn glasses since i was 4 have to wear them all the time, by coincidence Boots lifted my leg yesterday (friday) for £250 for new glasses
  10. White with polished rims or match the blue with polished rims
  11. welcome Nowt wrong with that. done with all that all year round crap. Old enough to be able to ride for pleasure now and keep my bike nice n shiney
  12. Thts going to look fantastic when finished Gie you a tenner for it
  13. There's enough members on here now to do this (unless it's a if I tell you I'll have to kill you and it's a need to know thing because i'm a MI5spy ) Mines simple realy Grumpyowl I'm a fat old grumpy man and I support Sheffield Wednesday (The Owls) And if you know anything about football then you'll know why I'm Grumpy.
  14. thieving scum fingers crossed for a quick return
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