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Tony nitrous

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  1. Love mine. 
    Never had a drama even at Busa speeds.

    Only down side is be REAL fussy about where you put it down
    and folding the magnet flaps away.

    They pick up any metallic grit and bits that will scratch your tank.


  2. Checked a few things like cam chain tensioner and valve clearancesvetc
    but bike has a little constant rattle that's annoying me.
    Not down on power at all, go's hard, but to my ears, its not 100% healthy.

    Currently in bits getting a new cam chain and guides.

    Got an "April Fools Run" coming up into NSW and I'd like to use the 14.

  3. Left work at 3.30, heading home.
    A few K's up the road on a dual track there's no one coming the other way.
    Normally a VERY busy road.

    Next thing I see is a bike on its side and all cars stopped.
    Must have just happened, traffic still backing up.

    Couldn't stop. There was a centre barrier and all traffic
    on my side was fast flowing.


    Got home and put the news on.
    The lad died.

    R.I.P. fellow rider.
    Be careful everyone.

    Lost a few mates over the years, some I was with at the time,
    but I had a real lump in my throat tonight. 
    Not anyone I knew.

  4. The FBI had an opening for an assassin. 

    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

    'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the 
    circumstances.

    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .... Kill her!!'

    The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my 
    wife.'

    The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet forabout 5 minutes.

    The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 
     
     
     
     
     
     

    'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 
    'I had to kill him with the chair'

  5. Not if I mentioned it before ?

    Road tax is a little different here.
    Not cheap but it includes basic 3rd party insurance.
    That means anyone with a licence can legally ride anything with tax!

    This has its advantages.

    The downside is you have to take out a policy like in the UK
    to get fire, theft or fully comp cover.

    The downside being that the chav's / bogans / ferals don't take out extra cover
    because they don't have to. 
    Get hit by one of these unemployed numb nuts and you can't claim against them.

    A good thing is that because your road tax includes insurance, 
    If you remove the pillion seat and pegs (easy on a B-King)
    then your road tax is MUCH cheaper as there's no pillion at risk.

    Funny system but it seems to work.
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