maxnod 0 Posted May 3, 2011 A fart is a pleasant thingIt gives the body ease,It warms the bed in winterAnd suffocates the fleas.A fart can be quietA fart can be loud,Some leave a powerfulPoisonous cloudA fart can be shortOr a fart can be long,Some farts have been knownTo sound like a song.A fart can createA most curious medley,A fart can be harmlessOr silent and deadly.A fart may not smellWhile others are vile.A fart may pass quicklyOr linger a while.A fart may occurIn a number of places,Leaving everyone thereWith strange looks on their faces.From wide open fieldsTo a small elevator A fart will find all of usSooner or laterThat all farts are badIs simply not trueWe must never forgetFriendly old farts like you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxnod 0 Posted May 3, 2011 I thank-you!Boom-tish !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted May 3, 2011 I farted as i read that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davehutch-hutchs 0 Posted May 3, 2011 @Chadatious wrote:I farted as i read that when you get my age you daren't fart incase you follow through Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted May 3, 2011 @Davehutch wrote:@Chadatious wrote:I farted as i read that when you get my age you daren't fart incase you follow through a Shart! Weve all done that before! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neill 0 Posted May 3, 2011 @Davehutch wrote:@Chadatious wrote:I farted as i read that when you get my age you daren't fart incase you follow through wrong beer dave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpyowl 0 Posted May 6, 2011 guiness and peanuts.get a job pebble-dashing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
