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Grumpyowl

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  1. if that was your mrs, you wouldn't need a paddock stand for the bike.
  2. i likea good fairy tale only kidding haha Jim , I ride it like my BSA anyway Dave, like most of us i don't have the skills or the danglies to ride it anywhere near its capabilities. i'm too old too fat and had too many near misses in the past to do it now. but having that grunt and listening to that induction roar from the airbox is addictive and for me now its enough to have a blast when its ok to do so but its soooo nice to know youve got it and nowt to prove.. Jim PS and in the pub well its the fastest production bike in the world (aint it mr kawasaki)
  3. Hi sweetheart++ this is daddy++ is mummy near the phone++ no daddy she's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul++ ++AFTER A BRIEF PAUSE++ daddy says++ but sweetheart you havn't got an uncle paul++ Oh yes i do and he's upstairs in the bedroom right now with mummy++ ++AFTER A BRIEF PAUSE++ UH er OK++ now this is what i want you to do, put the phone on the table++ then run upstairs,++ knock on the door and shout to mummy that daddys car has just pulled up on the drive++ OK daddy just a minuete++ a few minuetes later she comes back to the phone++ I DID IT DADDY++ and what happened sweetheart ++ Well mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on started running round and screaming++ Then she tripped over the cat hit her head on the dressing table and is laid on the floor and isn't moving++ Oh my god sweetheart what about your uncle paul++ He also jumped out of bed with no clothes on, He was very scared and jumped out of the bedroom window and into the swimming pool. But i guess he didn't know you drained the water out last week to clean the pool. He's lying in the bottom of the pool and i think he's dead++ ++long pause++ ++longer pause++ ++even longer pause++ ++then daddy says++ ++swimming pool is this 0878-562872++ ++no ithink you have the wrong number++
  4. so if i was to add a bking to the Busa how much power would i lose compared to the real thing ? TRANSFORMER 1340 SUZUKI B KING Suzuki B King the fastest naked production motorcycle in the world, it has the Busa engine, but has been tuned for more torque and acceleration, 0 -60 2seconds, 0-100 5 seconds, only 1 second slower to 100mph than a multi million pound Formula 1 race car. it can out accelerate the new 09 V Max, 09 Busa, and 09 ZZR1400 ABS, it has a top speed of 160mph, its in as new... 01-06-2010 - vivastreet.co.uksave Queries related to "fastest naked bike" : suzuki b king -
  5. so if i was to add a bking to the Busa how much power would i lose compared to the real thing ?
  6. you remember the arndale one jim,very sad yes lee wasn't she the daughter of a landlady ? what the answer to all this is i don't know , the public have to be protected, but who is to blame the individual or the system. care in the community obviously does not work IMO
  7. Absolutly tragic can't even imagine what her parents family and friends are going through. as the father of 2 girls my thoughts and prayers go out to them. first reports seem to be yet another care in the community gone wrong in doncaster.. lessons not learned from the other tragic case in the arndale centre..
  8. well done m8 if you havn't already got a job lined up hope your soon sorted
  9. I'd maybe look at a BKing to go with my gen2 Busa But not sure I could live with the BUTT ugly looks or that Detuned motor....
  10. Just to put you lot in the picture I'm a grumpyy old man and support the owls (sheffield wednesday) So Grumpyowl. Today I thought I'd be Happyowl as It's Valentines day and I've not bothered doing owt for a few years (married 32 years this year) I mean she's so lucky having me for all that time its like valentines every day for her. So I bought her a sack of potatoes (£5)and reds not rubbish whites. and I've not asked for the money back out of the housekeeping. I'm generous like that. The main treat though was taking her to Hillsborough tonight to watch the Wednesday play Stevenedge. We were crap and lost 0 - 1 at home so now I'm Grumpyowl again. So if she thinks she's having me tonight she can get lost.
  11. Foot note 2 I keep offering to share my organ with people and they keep getting the police round? [/quote] yep be great to have it transplanted onto a porn star but my luck it would be a celibate monk
  12. Well it's in the news again and I'd just like to put my 2 penneth in. I'm no saint I have a short temper I shout and swear a lot and I'm a bad person because I'm fat and despite working for 39 years and paying taxes they wont want to spend money on me because being fat is self inflicted. BUT i have 2 daughters (grown up now) and I would be the first in the que knocking down walls to get them a transplant if they needed it. So the question should be.. Are you prepared to accept a organ transplant for you or yours ? IF YES then you should be on the register as NOT being on the register (except for medical reasons) Means your not entitled to one. Only my opinion mind. For this reason Ive been a blood donar for 14 years as well.
  13. nothing worse than toothache.. even muscle men like Stu are reduced to quivering wrecks
  14. yes thank god for cut out switches.. I like it how his mates left him long enough for maximum embarrasment before going to help..
  15. maybe time to learn from any mistakes made , but also maybe time to delete the whole thing and move on.
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