£400 for the dog We've just got a kitten and need to look into insurance for her.Could be interesting.Mind you we're lucky our house insurance is £60 something
The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said "Is this your wife sir?" Shocked, I answered "Yes." They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said "I know, but she takes it up the arse and she's good with the kids..