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Big problems with my internet connection(aol)
XS1100 replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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Big problems with my internet connection(aol)
XS1100 replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,' whispered the small voice. ' May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' ; So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mummy there?' ' Yes, she's out in the garden too ' The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman.. ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.' Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. 'The search team just landed a helicopter' 'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... 'ME'
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It may be that the jets ok not blocked the backfiring could be that the engine sat for ages with the exhaust valve open and now its not seating properly after its opened and closed a few times it might reseat it self. when a single cylinder bike is stood for a long time its best to crank it over so that it's on the compresion stroke and that both valves are in the closed position it helps to keep the valves seated.My Norton dose it but after a few miles it sorts it self out.just a thought........
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Vodka whats that all about, I found a large bottle of the stuff in the fridge, Now single Malt Whisky yes but Vodka what the hell is that stuff all about? After a few large tumble glasses of the stuff the only conclusion for its use is thinning paint for spraying! Truly horrid! Any other uses??????am I missing some thing here? Brown paper bag street corner may be? dunno
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Just treated myself :)
XS1100 replied to Stue11's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
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fao dave (emails evertime someone replys )
XS1100 replied to lee1's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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Hi-vis gear compulsory in France from next year
XS1100 replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Bike Gear
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Hi-vis gear compulsory in France from next year
XS1100 replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Bike Gear