goferit

He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa

He said Fancy a quicky ??? She said "As opposed to what??

Well---- Oblanga started it, ya rascal

She said-- "I feel ugly, Dowdy, and I'me beginning to lose my looks and faculties. I need some words of encouragement, tell me something nice". Hde said. "Well.---- There's feck all wrong with yer eyesight"

I've only done a couple of rides since doing the Cat-removal. coz I've lost partial sight in one eye , and awaiting surgery, to (hopefully) prevent further loss . But--- the exhaust note has become "rortier"-- deeper,-- can't really describe a sound can ya??--but not outrageous ,or annoying to public, or 'old-bill'. Seems livelier too It's due a service come the spring, so I'll have a re-map done, same time. The "Cat" , weighed 12lb !! shan't miss that..

ORDEAL

This ol' scrote used ta ride any weather, but not these days, although I keep her taxed etc, and ride if it's dry and no ice and SALT about, can't be asked, washing down every trip. Cold is no barrier, & got heated grips, and engine provides central heating to the nether regions

I'd rather eat grass than put that crap inside mesen

FETTLE

Absolutely right Chad'-- this country has countless laws, but very little justice for victims. That driver will prob do less than 1/2 of the sentence-- Grrrrr

ANTIQUE

TRACK

good un Chad..

MEDICATION

MUSHROOM

MEASURES

GARLIC Anyone there ??

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table." The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."

YEP !!!! I've got it Chad'--what a difference----both !!

I am gradually losing site in one eye, I can only read close too by closing the faulty eye. this makes it tricky to read small print..(distance ain't too bad) The thing is, there is a way to expand the p.c. page, by using a couple of keys and making the whole page bigger.. Does anyone out there know how to do this, coz at the mo' tis a bugger tryin' to mek out the print.. I be very grateful if you can help--------I've been trying, but not as yet found out how ter do it..

I kinda likes it ,---- but what is it ~???

Yeah ----Happy new year to all----Hope the year is good fer you..

Ahgrrrrrr----There's hundreds of him down here...