Oldfart

paella

welcome to the forum. Its a very friendly place

Hockey

Finally managed to upload an actual picture rather than a link

Bald

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'

chalk?

anchor

Got 023's on mine. Back does square off early I must admit

fox

Petition signed

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Going on Thursday 2nd if anyone fancies a meet

They should be ok. J and S bought out Frank Thomas when they went bust. Got my Sidis from the NEC bike show many years ago.

Totally agree. Seen the result of a cheap chain snapping. Made a mess of bike and rider.

Try and avoid drilling the jet out of the emulsion tube as the stuff is called die cast and it cracks easily (cheap form of ally casting) Use an Easy Out (as in photo from previous post). You should get small enough ones from Screwfix or Machine Mart. A set of these are always handy

Very interesting

Floater (bet we've all had one of those in the loo )

Bully

Paddy the builder goes to the office to collect his wages. Inside the packet he finds his money but its coated in sh1t. 'Whats this' says Paddy. Foreman replies 'Its because youve been paid time and a turd!'

Woman runs up to a policeman in the street. 'I've just been graped!' Policeman says 'Dont you mean raped?' Woman replies 'No, there was a bunch of them!' Rape is impossible as a woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man can with his trousers down!

Boy

Belly

Manx