Oldfart
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Try Purple parking Ive used these before. If I remember right you park your car and they ferry you to the terminal and back -
Happy New Year everyone and safe riding in 2012 -
Weather not bad today in Nottingham. Gonna give it a go on the Triumph. See if the cafe at the Ollerton roundabout is doing breakfast -
Happy New Year and safe riding to everyone -
Nice one Chad will order a few visor for me and the lad after crimbo -
Got 023's on my Sprint ST. Just the ticket. Cant be that bad if Ron Haslam uses them at his race school. Thought for the day - If its got t s or tyres its gonna be trouble!!! -
In the American Wild West there was a remote army fort next to an Indian reservation. A new recruit was asking his army buddies what they did for recreation. They told him ' we go to the IR, then we find an IS and go into the WW to ML' 'What on earth do you mean' said the recruit Well we go to the Indian Reservation we find an Indian Squaw go into the WigWam and Make Love The next night the recruit came back battered and bruised, his buddies asked what had happened. The recruit said'I followed your instructions' 'I went to the IR found an IS then went to the WW and was about to ML when in walked the FBI' His buddies looked bemused and asked 'What was the FBI?' F##k##g Big Indian was the reply -
I went to a fancy dress party the other night. I took the battery off my bike and wore a red crash helmet. They said what have you come as. I said ' a vibrator' and one for the oldies I went to a fancy dress party with a piece of sandpaper wrapped round my todger. They asked 'who are you?' I said 'Dick Emery!' -
When Charles and Camilla arrived at their honeymoon hotel Charles asked Camilla 'would you like the bridal suite' To which Camilla replied ' no thanks I'll just hold on to your ears until your finished' -
May be of future use. Carsington Water is roughly in the middle of the UK. Its just up from Matlock Bath (biker town) and Cromford. Over the road is a campsite and just up the road is the Knockerdown Pub that does camping and the publican is a biker. Plenty of twisties (Via Gellia Road) -
Could be up for that if weather ok -
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Very well written. As has been said we have all experienced some or all of these
