FOR CHADATIOUS.... BENEFITS OF BEING --50--60-- OR OVER!!

[goferit 0]

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run — anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, ‘Did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.*
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won’t get much worse.
15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
19. You can’t remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.

[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

but true

[aceuggy 0]

Oi! I resemble those remarks!!

[madsod 0]

Well at 52 im getting there and i dont give a damn sod all i can do about it

[goferit 0]

@madsod wrote:

Well at 52 im getting there and i dont give a damn sod all i can do about it

Best attitude to have mate---you have to reach the top of the hill.----before you're over it

[Oldfart 0]

Fits me as well. Now where did I put me specs

[melly 0]

my brother is 50 on sunday - got to print this out for him - he will most probably get the but i think its funny

[RichardH 0]

all soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true

[Stue11 0]

Wouldnt know the feeling

[BanditMike 0]

@Stue11 wrote:

Wouldnt know the feeling

Got miles to go yet just to reach the hill

[wilverley1 0]

@goferit wrote:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run — anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, ‘Did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.*
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won’t get much worse.
15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
19. You can’t remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.

Love it, hilarious !!

[Chadatious 0]

i love being young

[haveugot1 0]

Me and the missus were sat having breakie at 8am in greece, when 4 young lads came in from the nightclub.

God i felt old

[BanditMike 0]

@haveugot1 wrote:

Me and the missus were sat having breakie at 8am in greece, when 4 young lads came in from the nightclub.

God i felt old

It's not old mate, it's a more "realistic" approach to what the body will stand

[General-Lee 0]

LOL, love it. Although I'm only 22 and I'm already feeling half of that list

[Macie_UK 0]

Brilliant Plus you have to put your specs on to help you hear better