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stantheman

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  1. thats not dave its ronnies big brother nice pics stue
  2. no bother ian i would love to have some input into your project
  3. is the party on again tonight cos im home alone again
  4. could try one of these chad http://www.bondara.co.uk/fetish-dildo-mask
  5. if you drop them yokes round ill polish them for you mate
  6. sorry wheres chatbox gone ive been trying for ages
  7. ill send you a bottle of me home brew cidwer gaz but i hope you have a cast iron gut cos ots an aquired taste which i havent aquired yet
  8. but you havent lost 50lbs this year stue
  9. the wife asked what do you want for your tea will you have jacket potatoes i said yes but just one so came in from work and she said come and choose which one you want ;the silly moo had cooked six ;now bearing in mind youngest son had told her he was going to his gfs for tea and oldest lad said he was eating out tonight i asked why so many ;she said it was so i could choose which one i wanted ;does she not know theres a recession on silly cow ;rant over
  10. well done chad now put it all back together
  11. or a night in a premier inn oh yes i forgot
  12. our local paper was complaining about a bloke who got put in a police cell after having a fit the story was he took a fit in tescos durham and when the ambulance crew said he shouldnt drive home with his 4 year old son he ignored them so they phoned the police and he was locked up for his own and everyone elses safety now i call that sensible policing but he was bleating on about police brutality ;what if the idiot had another fit whilst driving
  13. typical bloody car driver no consideration for other road users
  14. whats your mum gettin dave for xmas chad ?
  15. its only a breeze were used to bad weather up here ;bring it on the wife was asking if we should have the heating on last night and it wasnt even below 0 degrees ;shes getting soft i think
  16. my two lads got me two playstation games one year pity i didnt have a playstation but luckily they did so games werent wasted thats one of the reasons it says riding the kids inheritance on the bottom of my number plate
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