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jezza

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  1. no name for mine but i know its female cos when sat at traffic lights the other day revvin the bike ,i heard someone shout " look at the c**t on that bike"..... so perhaps i should name it.
  2. Been the last few years and usually tie it in with a weekend of beers with a few others ,however last year was a bit rubbish with loads of market stall tat and bike stands pulling out especially , dont think i bought a thing so i may leave it till the last min before deciding whether to go this year.......however i think this little lad may have something to say about it.
  3. Hey happily married for 21 yrs, doesn't mean I can;t flirt!! nowt wrong with flirting Rose as you always manage to raise more than a smile
  4. cos thats what people call me well apart from the "c" word that is.
  5. not in no rush to get it done this side of the apocylypse then.
  6. I doubt i'd have waited so long before dealing out a little bit of justice.
  7. "should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obediant and uncomplaining but registar any reluctance by remaining silent" now i do love this bit , woman are you taking note ......now wheres the goose fat and rubber glove.
  8. A good night, sadie is still in bed recovering.
  9. will do chap ,always enjoy our nights out
  10. or more to the point does she have a MUM ? Nan perhaps
  11. you should make people welcome by being polite , you are all giving the wrong impression. (take a leaf out of my book).
  12. I am and yes i do drink the stuff , Dave i'll sort a bottle out for you ready for next time we catch up and Rose my middle name is Hob if you fancy Goblin.
  13. now thats a way to my heart.................. well apart from a knife through the chest
  14. that dishmop worked wonders, I feel all cleansed now.
  15. Rose ,that is one sexy dishmop and apron you have , sorry it appears i've made some more washing up you had best come round and sort it out.
  16. yes the dinner plates are stacking up and need sorting and if you wouldn't mind pushing the hoover round I'm in for a spanking
  17. I think if you open a dispute he will have to sort it straight away as he will be unable to trade or withdraw any money through paypal.
  18. I,ve had two toshiba sat pro's good computers but had trouble with the hinges after sometime , I now use a acer aspire one netbook which is brilliant , does everything i need.
  19. and now you only have to find where it's sh*t
  20. ha ha i remember that from a few years back.
  21. halloween is coming up soon so its going on the gate to keep the kids away
  22. Hahaha...twas forest brown mate... well spotted tho... the ciggie was a marlboro. the long hot summer of `76 ... i almost remember parts of it Bloody ell I was 4 years old.....I remember the tarmac melting.
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