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suzukijax

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  1. Stick with it - the punch line is sublime !


    > So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda
    > pissed off because he doesn't like being yellow.
    >
    > Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads...
    >
    > He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing.
    >
    > Anyway... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy
    > godmother, please make me brown like the other toads," begs her. "I'm
    > hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing
    > me, you know?"
    >
    > "Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes:
    > "Abracapokus! You're brown!"
    >
    > The toad looks down and sees that he is brown ! Except..... for his
    > weenie, which is still yellow.
    >
    > "Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still
    > yellow!"
    >
    > "Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the
    > Wizard of Oz for that."
    >
    > "I know where he lives", says the toad and hops off on his way.
    >
    > There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As
    > luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes
    > okay it's a coincidence, but it's true).
    >
    > "Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear,
    > "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with me on
    > account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off."
    >
    > Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh
    > for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here. Why
    > can't you just be content with the way you are!!!" she sighs. And with
    > that, she then yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!"
    >
    > The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his
    > goolies, which remain purple.
    >
    > "Hold up sweetheart!", he says to the fairy godmother, "My goolies are
    > still purple!"
    >
    > "Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have
    > to go see the Wizard of Oz for that."
    >
    > "Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I
    > find the Wizard of Oz?"
    >
    > "Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off..........
    >
    > You know what's coming don't you ?
    >
    > You'll be sorry you ever gave me your email address after this.........
    >
    >
    >
    > She flew off, saying............................
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > "Just follow the yellow-dick toad !!
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