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madsod

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  1. nice one Dick as for the oil its super ,
  2. Nick Clegg walked into a branch of HSBC to cash a cheque. A s he approached the cashier he said "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me"? Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Clegg: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister!!!" Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of identity." Clegg: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry Deputy Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them." Clegg: "But I need this cheque cashed, its very important" Cashier: "Perhaps there’s another way: One day Colin Montgomery came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Colin Montgomery he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that particular shot we knew him to be Colin Montgomery and cashed his cheque. A nother time, A ndy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular aim we cashed his cheque.. So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Deputy Prime Minister?" Clegg stood there thinking and finally says: "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at." Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Deputy Prime Minister?"
  3. My mate Steve was they with his RF900/ his brother rides a Sv 650
  4. Very nice Mike now tell him do not go over 70mph
  5. Gsxr 1000 ever time much better bike
  6. Before all this as it does sound like no fuel to the engine. Just get a bottle or a old lawn mower tank i use just this to set the carbs up . Put fuel in and run the bike up if runs ok the the carbs are fine and the engine is not get fuel from the tank .
  7. Most Jap engine you can take the bottom of with out touching the top of the engine the problem will be the crank and shell,s as each pair of engine casing are a set so you will need to use the top and the bottom and then all new shells to suit ,
  8. I got one then my daughter brought me one , very good and it does last a long time
  9. Good news Mike , hope they both do well in they new job.s , iv always said keep you head down work hard and it pays of in the end
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