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Nick Clegg walked into a branch of HSBC to cash a cheque. A s he approached the cashier he said "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me"? Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Clegg: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister!!!" Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of identity." Clegg: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry Deputy Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them." Clegg: "But I need this cheque cashed, its very important" Cashier: "Perhaps there’s another way: One day Colin Montgomery came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Colin Montgomery he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that particular shot we knew him to be Colin Montgomery and cashed his cheque. A nother time, A ndy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular aim we cashed his cheque.. So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Deputy Prime Minister?" Clegg stood there thinking and finally says: "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at." Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Deputy Prime Minister?"
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B-king back on sale in the uk !!
madsod replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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zzr 600 took tank off now this (video)
madsod replied to CraiGDaniel's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
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Splitting engine cases
madsod replied to fr499y's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
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Just a pic to prove me bike does get dirty lol
madsod replied to Stue11's topic in Pics & vids of Bikes
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Dry clean #2
madsod replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
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I need so many things .......... LOL
madsod replied to Tony nitrous's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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got me saddle bags
madsod replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
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