Or just call me Rodney...got to work this morning and thought right im an hour early so ile lube me chain and give her the once over etc etc.. So job done ile put her back...jumps onboard give's her a little blip test the brakes..only problem being i decided to pull on me front brake as me front wheel is sat on a pile of dust from the day before...and so over we went..me and the bike falling to the nearside, as some may be aware when falling from your beloved machine you should let go...not me i end up falling with her falling on top of me thankfully for me there were a row of van tyre's lyeing beside were i fell and so it cushined me bike and myself from a certain break of some sort...still hurt though Anyway i get a phonecall from a certain admin guy called Dave only to have the p s taken out of me...but ive got to admit i did myself once i'd realised i hadn't damaged me baby..so go on folks im waiting for all the sympathy not, if you cant lol at yourself then theres no point lol at all