Chadatious

Fast

Some money off the folks, that'll tax the car, few small bits, clothes, some bike gloves smellies etc.

metal

muck

when you are stuck like that it is the worse feeling, you begin to panic, and this s**t am i going to get out! did it couple times on the old motocross days slow down where it was boggy and you was stuck!

raff

ooops, looks cold

Merry Christmas

lady

in my car yes talking to my mate jordan who dave should remember from last years southern ride, and hes doing bike courier type work on a 125 scooter, he said it has been an interesting day

bag

Cow

Work work work mate. And Crap weather for the evenings so I need something to keep me sane

my local was crap, everything in aged packets due to not selling much, my mate got unfairly sacked! i had job interview ages ago and they didnt even tell me that i didnt get the job, and were overpriced, i can see why!

cow

yup, before xmas we need to finish off a bmw 330i front end respray, finish repairing and paint my mums x5, paint a bumper, wing and door, paint some kitchen bits, and couple small odds and sodds! can see me working all up until christmas eve! fun!

my car told me this one: Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning? A. Mooooey Christmas

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky Mary and Joseph - now they had a stable relationship What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracke Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer

spain

i searched high and low no one is doing temp bike cover any more. The least available is monthly cover ( e-bike cover) who will obviously charge cancellation fees.... need 14 days notice thus knocking you into another month etc...etc.. That's a shame. Always a way to squeeze every penny from you

i know, seen it on facebook

come on then! do your worse! What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".