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Didnt know KFC were into bikes!!! Aah yes the new Zinger, comes with 'chicken strips' on the tyres

Not a Ducati fan but have to agree it looks well tasty. Very nice bike that

As the saying goes round here. 'You want yer head read!'

My kids to go easy on my bank balance this Xmas!!!

A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor'? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'

Golf Fence A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a £20 fell out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer." Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back garden is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K! Give me £20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."

Beats me I'm not compoooter literart!!!

Enjoy it, fifty isnt far away

Hope you dont do that trying to catch the IOM ferry Dave

First Sunday of TT week Dave at Onchan Stadium. Purple Helmets Show. Good laugh!!!

The Purple Helmets. How many of you know the ? Doesnt that look like Dave on the right?

Shades of Gray for the Over Fifties I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you, to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu. Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu jab!

Good for you

Hailwood Honda 500-4 warm up

Bloody muppet

I know I'm an oldie but I kinda like this. http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news-new-bikes/janus-motorcycles-capture-1920s-style/21887.html

Those underpowered B Kings struggle to make the hill after Ramsey Hairpin

Be nice to undo any mishaps

Crash backwards

Josh omfg look out But at least they start 10 seconds apart. Gives the rest a bit of room

Just had an MCN email to say that Josh Brookes is doing the TT alongside Guy Martin. Bring it on