Oldfart

Quite a few places of interest that I've found used by bikers. Maybe food for thought for future camping trips?

Cat and Fiddle Jodrell Bank Telescope in the middle Wetton Mill for lunch

A Yorkshireman's wife dies and he decides that her headstone should have the words "She were thine" engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "She were thin". He explodes: "'ells bells man, you've left the bloody "e" out!" The stone mason apologises profusely and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning. Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason: "There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you". The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud: "E, she were thin". .................................................................................. Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?" ................................................................................... Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum" ..................................................................................... A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us." ..................................................................................... A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

Swear by my pinlock on my Schuberth

With that much room in the frame Chad could get his knee down

What retard would bid on that??? Mind you he did get his inspiration from top gear. Nuff said

Nice tattoo Mr and Mrs Stue

I gather most of his mechanics and pit crew have quit as well. They were not happy with Linerty's attitude to Sylvain

just seen this http://www.bikesportnews.com/news-detail.cfm?newstitle=Brno-WSBK:-Liberty-Ducati-cite-'poor-results'-for-Guintoli-parting&newsid=7569

Aah memories of my Goldie and the harlequin cafe, Bulwell

to you both

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.” He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said “Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!” Murphy replied, “Don't worry - just follow me.” He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said “Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!” Murphy replied, with a smile. “Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!” They downed their drinks. Murphy said, “OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.” The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said “Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!” Murphy said, “How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.”*

found it on the other forum that I go on So thats your story and youre sticking to it. But others know the truth!

Nice pair!

Sylvain Guintoli has sensationally split with the Liberty Ducati World Superbike team this lunchtime after the team have no bike for him to ride at the Brno round and there have been rumblings of non-payment of wages. The Frenchman, who lives near Leicester, has been the team's most successful rider of the three that are left following Brett McCormick's Assen crash. A statement from Guintoli says he is free to take up another ride in the championship. The statement reads: “Liberty CZ Group had contracted to have Sylvain Guintoli ride for them with the Superbike World Championship 2012. Liberty have confirmed they are unable to provide a bike for Sylvain Guintoli to race at Brno and potentially in the future. Due to this and a failure of Liberty to fulfil other key aspects of the contract, there has been no option but for Sylvain to accept that the contract has to be terminated and notice has formally been given to Liberty that the contract is terminated immediately. Sylvain Guintoli, who had fulfilled all of his obligations is disappointed with Liberty’s difficulties and their inability to provide a bike for him at Brno but is now free to take up other rides with immediate effect."

Another overpaid talentless pop idol

nice build that

My ex must have had shares in Andrex then

Beautiful! http://www.wimp.com/tiniestengine/

Love to see Dave filtering in traffic with those on

maybe hes a rent boy Bet he did that on a roundabout in the kids playground

'Is adrenaline brown?'

Brilliant Stue

Just seen on a news channel that travel agents have had the highest number of bookings to go abroad ever recorded. Mostly Spain and Portugal

welcome to the forum Dave