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Stone chip protection
Oldfart replied to Robbie's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
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! A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland .. Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication. The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy"..
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I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall, "We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call." They weren't joking about being determined, I've had 136 missed calls from them so far.
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think i have just broke my little toe
Oldfart replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Non Bike Pics & vids.
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