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Oldfart

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  1. Look folks thats what sunshine is like. Aah memories Great pics Alan
  2. If I remember right J and S bought Frank Thomas when it went bust a year or two ago but retained the name for marketing purposes
  3. Sounds like a good idea to me. (provided its not TT week! )
  4. The bloke who owns several of these is actually called Fred and used to do boiler jobs for Fred Dibnah
  5. Not keen on that oil cooler hanging there
  6. They always go big in the States Stue Forget ape hangers. Theyd be more like Gorilla Bars
  7. Had it on several bikes Chad and for me I wouldnt be without it. you only appreciate it when it comes in and saves your bacon. Nearly lost it on gravel washed onto the road from a bank at the side of the road. ABS kicked in and stopped the wheels from locking and losing front end.
  8. Bloody carefully and with great difficulty Chad
  9. I suppose he would if the 'prat' fell off Gives new meaning to 'apehanger bars'
  10. Theyre not too bad on the Steam Racket Dave. Just be careful when you take the rope off as they sometimes use the footpeg or brake lever as an anchor and the rope gets jammed. Seen the odd lever get snapped off over the years.
  11. ! A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland .. Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication. The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy"..
  12. I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper." "Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad." That spider never knew what fecking hit it.
  13. I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall, "We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call." They weren't joking about being determined, I've had 136 missed calls from them so far.
  14. Must get my glasses fixed. Thought it said m*** diving
  15. Leave the bag sealed up Dave or theyll taste 'orrible when Mel cooks 'em. You might know your not gonna get any sympathy on here
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