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Everything posted by eddie
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Banned from Sainsbury's - Didn't like shopping there anyway Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Sainsbury's. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
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Congratulations NFX on the birth of your baby
eddie replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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what a difference aday makes
eddie replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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if you wanna play them on your ps3 Rich heres the deal download film , avi , dvd rip etcetcetc , format dont make to much difference but avi best , get a usb stick about 4 gig is ok ,. creat a folder on that usb stick called film place your d/loaded film into that folder , place in ps3, look on menu for film, open... triangle,,, copy , , its then on your hard drive , m8 , without the folder on the usb called film , the ps3 wont pick them up, ok ,. ,
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