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Buggers i have 4 30 going on 60 28 going o n to a divorse, lol 20 going on to live somewere else, 19 going on 50 and i want to emigrate, OH PS nice looking lass, bud..................

You know i heard somewere not so long ago about a bloke putting his heating on so early in the year DAVE , now i know WHY . , hahahahahahahahahahahahah :joker: :joker: :joker:

pissing down here in newcastle , bit far for a days run out , lolololololol have fun and sunny side up eh lads,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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hi martin , welcome

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excellent m8 thats what its all about

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OH DEAR you just knew this was coming didnt you , sorry B lololollo

come to newcastle upon tyne some time youll love the roads around here ,

its getting like reprebates corner in here , hahahahahahahahah

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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!” A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish. The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home. The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends were here ... " A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind. "I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this. Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..." The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the little guy ." A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special mummy?" "Yes dear it does." The next day the blonde girl comes running in again and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only say the alphabet from A to C but I can go until E. Look - A, B, C, D, E. Does that mean I am special mummy?" "Yes dear it does." The next day the blonde girl comes rushing home and says "Mummy mummy! Today at school we were getting changed for physical excercises and all the other girls had really flat chests but I had these ...!" She opens her blouse and reveals a humungous pair of DD breasts. "Is it because I am special mummy?" "No dear it's because you are 25."