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madsod

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  1. im sure that will not be stock for long
  2. very nice , do you have a bike for each one , Stu
  3. great at last , the year start's
  4. we try to please nice lot of people on hear
  5. The first man married a woman from Essex . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning... It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Sussex . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was huge dinner on the table. The third man married a lass from Lancashire . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washes, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
  6. Its very cold in Bristol rode into on the wifes 600 as my BMW is off the road hose gone on the rad and its a pig of a job as the inlet manafold , etc has to come of
  7. madsod

    Ayup

    welcome to the site
  8. all most a bright as mine , nice work by the way
  9. madsod

    BAG

    "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days." The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor. "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag. "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor. "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?" "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!" "Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor. your mother must have been .... A Carrier _________________
  10. very nice same indactors as i have also
  11. i got some Dave but not used it yet , must give it a try , after you said how good it was
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