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madsod

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  1. Thats well out of order , hope he get's better soon
  2. madsod

    Stink...

    i got four dogs and at night its like fog horn's go off all night
  3. i take my hat of to you , so nice to see some one so young , do what us old git's do all the time
  4. o dear , is so eazy to do Stu . glad all was ok . if that bike had a dent you would
  5. bike looks very nice lots of hard work on that one
  6. Little Johnny was watching TV in his room one night & decided to go & ask his mum & dad about something he'd just heard. He goes downstairs & asks them "What's Love Juice?" Dad is horrified & after looking at mum who's has turned white starts to give Johnny the dreaded explanation. Johnny sits there with his mouth wide open in amazement. Dad finishes the talk & asks "So what is it you've been watching that you shouldn't he?" Johnny replies "Wimbledon."
  7. what gets me is stoner could tame the monster , and that was a few years back, now the bike should be better , but its not ????
  8. Here comes the sun . nice big fat sticky rubber
  9. The rfoc have a good few meet,s each year this on is for a chat and a bit to eat , on sunday at 11.00 so if any one is about then please ride down be nice to meet up http://www.transportcafe.co.uk/a46_route_46_vale_evesham_m5_junction_9.html Garry ,
  10. I do like the big tall man . good rider and a nice fun guy
  11. I sure hope he goes well but what i have read the bike is still crap
  12. used it today and will never go back to the old way had a brake in 2mins max .
  13. madsod

    ADAM

    God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....." Adam said, "What's a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." Adam said, 'What's a cave?' After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?' So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, dis patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said.... * * * * * * "What's a headache?" _________________
  14. 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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