sparky
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up on the top of the wall bottom right hand corner top right hand corner inbetween the kids on the cushion as you can see its all in diff places so its def not my camera lens -
just took some photos of my kids and in what of the pics my nephew was there who died earlier in the year
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cheers dave ordered mine lol -
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"How about we try Planetary sex tonight babe?" I said to the missus. "What's that?" She said. "It's Fucking going in Uranus!" I replied. -
Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Dont be fuckin stupid' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere -
Was touching 130/140 at one pointlads sorry I couldn't come all the way with ya -
was a pleasure to meet both matt and Dave cheers for the help guys plus was a nice little ride till I had to disappear lol -
got no bacon lol you can have a tea or coffee tho lol
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Weather is sunny and dry tomoz
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this makes me sick to the bone all our servicemen past and present giving there lifes for what so we can live in fear of these scum bags no i say they should be kicked out of britain and never be allowed back in i am proud to be british those men who have lost there lifes our heroes these people are just fucking lower than scum sorry everyonehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328703/Remembrance-Day-Poppy-burning-Muslim-protesters-mar-Armistice-Day.html this is not meant as a racist attack im in no way racist just want to clear that up as i dont want to breach the rules -
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=117537003032 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=134105309405 -
I have two groups on facebook called look twice an extra 5 seconds saves lives and think bike
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A man pulls a woman from a night club she's 62 but looks gorgeous and stunning he walks her home and she invites him in they start kissing passionatly and she gets naked 'your so sexy you've got a fantastic body' She replies 'thanks how about we take this upstairs?' The bloke follows her up and they kiss some more on the landing she beckons him to the one room they creep in and she turns and says 'how would you like a hot threesome with mother and daughter?' The man can't believe his luck 'hell ye' he quickly replies She turns to the bed and says: 'mum wake up'......... -
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sparky replied to sparky's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
I tried what you suggested about tying the lever back to handle bars over night to see if it worked but no difference I still think I have an air lock in it but see to be just going round in circles mate plus left it today as it is raining so don't want water in the brake fluid will have another play tomoz when it's dry my p/o was a right idiot to not look after such a good bike -
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sparky replied to sparky's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
I needed to top fluid up but the previous owner had rounded screw off and I had a spare master cylinder for the clutch so I replaced it the previous owner of my bike was an arse and he rounded every bolt the bike has -
Whoever said, "What goes up, must come down", can't have ever encountered my wife's knickers. -
currently seeking work but by trade im a forklift driver would love to become a courier rider -
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sparky replied to sparky's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
yeah its exactly the same its a standard rf900 clutch master cylinder with the same dot 4 brake fluid i think its a bleed problem too was my first attempt at it lol i will take daves offer on coming to help on friday will be free tea and coffee -
help needed urgently
sparky replied to sparky's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
ive bled it it just wont take it out of gear fully -
ive replace my clutch master cylinder cant seem to bleed it properly is they any one round my area who is mechanically minde who could help me
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What's everyones bike history mine is as follows Suzuki x5 Suzuki gs125 Suzuki en125-2 x 2 1st one was written Kawasaki gpz500s Suzuki Rf900r As you can tell I love Suzuki bikes they off a better more enjoyable experience -
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, Jack got a shock,and a mouthfulof cock, because Jill is a pre-op tranny. -
hes my idol lol the man is a legend lol
