bedfordbiker

you should go for it! And congratulations to your brother

Hellooooo welcome

Jealous much?

A woman is driving through an intersection and gets into an accident with a biker. It's a pretty bad one. She claimed she didn't see him. His bike is toast and her car is also hurt pretty badly. Amazingly neither of them is physically injured; just his leathers and her pride.God works in mysterious ways. After they get their wits about them, the biker starts cursing about people not watching out for motorcyclists. Trying to lighten up his mood and the intense atmosphere the accident has created, the woman says, "WOW, just look at my car and your bike! So much damage but yet both you and I are completely unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days." The biker replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault. " The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car's front end is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." The biker nods his head in agreement, proceeds to take the wine from the woman, opens it for her and say's "Here, out of politeness, I'm going to let you have the first drink, even though you are still at fault". The woman takes the bottle, drinks about half and hands it back to the man. The biker puts the cap back on and the woman asks, "Aren't you having any?" The biker replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Bappy Hirthday

Lol yep i'm not that daft he he hahaa well I just thought I should check incase you really are quite slow!

Nice My bike actually did 40mph when I first rebuilt it, but after changing the needle and main jet a couple of times, it improved it tonnes! So really, I'm grateful for the 70mph haha

But u luv her still don't ya... yeah still my pride and joy regardless

Did you remember to click 'log in' at the top right of the box first

70mph at best 'cause my bike is a heap of shit

alpheus?

Abraham!

Wishing you all the best Jus! I hope you're feeling better soon

ahhh the best smell in the world

Hi Glenn! welcome

Alexander?

seriously oh matt

Adam

ahaha

you just watch it! your list would be the same as the inventory at my local scrappy lol Well if your local scrapyard has a T160 Trident or a Jota, then I need to know - FAST

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