darkember

HEHE dualing banjos. Squeal like a pig.

The TL R is fine its the TL S that was a little frisky

Sad day RIP young man

Hi there & welcome Don't sell u will regret it

welcome

@tubthumper wrote:

Sorry guys, it appears i've been a giant bell-end...

I thought Stue was in Leic like Dave. Herefordshire is a hell of a long way from me lol!

Bahh your not that far. 2.5 hrs tops from there to Leominster.

Dear Mr. Cameron,

Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ......
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

Also...........
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

Think about this (more points of contention):

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?

And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!

I've been on call all this Bank holiday. Well pissed off about it

Ceases to amase me. Notice all his bikes don't have any suspension. They must be made of carbon fiber.

@Chadatious wrote:

welcome im restricted for anouther year too. wanted a 250 ninja but couldnt afford one at the time so got myself a bandit instead lol.

and yeh where you from

Restricted bollocks I had mine in for 3 months. Got pissed off with it & tore it out. Not that u should do the same, that was 11 years ago.

Back then a restricted B6 could do about 110 yet still accelerate well faster that most hot hatches. not sure how the restrictors work today.

Is that dual podded if so is it dynoed to what stage. They can be buggers to setup right.

@XS1100 wrote:

Any else still got there Griffter?

First mountain bike design back in the late 70's odd that it never took off. Save it Gaz not many of those left & the chops in good nick are fetching good money

Humm the Star fighter was a widow maker more suited for space travel due to the wing size which made it fast but highly unstable.

welcome & were are u from??

Just lacking the pooch in the trailer

@XS1100 wrote:

Diesel spill off pipe is cloth braded and as the same bore? Can supply vacuum pipe in 1 meter lengths I may be able to supply off the roll.I need to see the rep Monday

Cool let me know:)

@darkember wrote:

VTR Firestorm

Will need more like 24 inches did some measurements.

VTR Firestorm

OK the adapter I have got is from David Silver & its outside diameter is 4mm. Therefore what inside diameter will I be needing to get a snug fit? 6mm from that site that gravel sent seems too large.

I might go to a model aircraft store & get some of their fuel line which is really flexible & rubbery.

HEHE I have never washed mine & its 10 years old the textile one that is. Its minging but still waterproof As to your question maybe a swade spray could work.

I would be a grease monkey & spray it with wd40. I hate looking sparkly clean. I prefer the grubby fly splat look

Thanks Gaz will let u know the bore once the adapter arrives

Anybody got any peices of vacum pipe they dont need? cannot seem to source it anywhere. Looking for about 12 inches. PS no rude comments

open a dirty thread

hi there & welcome