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DOUBLEGLAZING

I'm just as weird as you lot!! Kin I join pleeeese???

GRATUITY

PRISONERS

PRISON

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TRAIN

MASH

welcome ]Hello 2catz. You will like it here ,'tis a friendly forum,.. and don't worry about 'not knowing' what your doing---- I've spent most of my life like that---- Here------!!!! I had a 535 many years ago..

BREAKFAST

What spirit content is it??---like, will your bike run on it?? --might be cheaper than petrol, these days

TABLE

Blessed is he who expects NOTHING; for he shall never know disappointment Old saying--- 'You cant do enough for a good boss'--- Truth is----- 'You can't do enough for any boss'----- You will now have learned,'Grasshopper'

BOW

These B'stids should be birched in public,--and I mean HARD!!! Time we had some form of adequate punishment dished out to this type.

CHAMPION

Mithering

We'd better make the most of it peeps,, Next solstice 'tis the end of the world Oooeerrr!!

RESPECTS from me.

O.K. If you wanted to be sent to sleep.... Wouldn't listen to that while ridin' me bike....Be bound to nod-off--sozz..not for me..

Can't seem to do this?? wot I doin' rong

POWER

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note: Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.

THERMALS