Oldfart

Thats if the ruddy snow disappears!it will be gone by the morning You ought to see what its like here!!!! Here's hoping

Think I'm in for a nasty surprise tomorrow. Just seen the 'ex' doing a flypast on her broomstick!

Thats if the ruddy snow disappears!

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a Heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes,the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?" "I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynaecologist"...

What about this bloke?

Spoke to a friend today whose relation is around 67 yrs old. Apparently he was crossing the road at a pelican crossing and the green man was showing. Biker came down the road at excess speed and didnt stop for his red light. Hit the bloke and knocked him in front of a car going in the opposite direction, slowing for the lights. The car ran over him completely. Result- both legs smashed in at least 8 places, arms, ribs head injuries and in a serious condition. Barely able to speak. Police have got the biker and plenty of witnesses. Car driver naturally stopped but nothing he could do.

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Congrats Dave. Keep posting mate as Stue isn't far behind you

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welcome to the forum JJ

Long range forecast looks good but there again this is the UK????

Me too Me too

Ive got the 1050 Sprint and I love it. You wont be disappointed

Without doubt they are taking the proverbial. I agree with Jezza and would let them fend for themselves for at least a month to realise what a good deal they are getting. But both you and your missus must stick together as sometimes a mums feelings come in to play and youre scuppered. Hope it works out.

Just had a Findus Lasagne. Gave me the 'trots'. Probably because of its high Shergar content!!!

Langley Mill, Notts. Just up the road

pushbike Den Thought you'd bought some knobblies for the B King!!!

I went out as well. No probs for me lol. So you off roading with the B King Dave?

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Nice place Dave. Like the bit about the night porter looking after the hotel at night? Well he would if he's the night porter lol

I used to spray a bit in the cap and use a little brush as you only just need to cover the transfer and the edge

First one Dave and dont forget to put a little lacquer over the top.

Cant see the point in spending more money on different coloured leathers. they will be looking at the bike and when you are off it who will know?