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May 4 2013 down the smoke/ May the 4th be with you !
Oldfart replied to XS1100's topic in Rideout's and Events
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I managed to get out on the bike today (and again today)
Oldfart replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Pics & vids of Bikes
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice.. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.' As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand. *'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, * *'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'
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Booze and lifestyle change
Oldfart replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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I think I've learned respect for caravanners....
Oldfart replied to smilinjack's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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My son drives a tower crane on the site next door for a different firm (HTC Sheffield). He rang me to tell me he was ok. Said the top of the building was in cloud. Luckily his crane is a saddle not a luffer and is only 300ft tall. The chopper blades must have been strong to sever the jib as the sections are thick. See pic of my son in the jib of a luffer.
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What day does MCN come out ?
Oldfart replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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What day does MCN come out ?
Oldfart replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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What day does MCN come out ?
Oldfart replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"