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Oldfart

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  1. Or if your really old just a ride round the block Yep you're right there. Nearly knocked the examiner over when he stepped off the kerb for the emergency stop lol! That was in 1963
  2. Found a few buffs and balaclavas Some MCN reporter said with the balaclava he wore the seams marked his face. I wrote in to him and said most of them do. Just turn it inside out DOH!!!!!
  3. Thats why he has a big top box and a new bigger tent Now where are those gloves with the pink sequins on?
  4. Having a sort out of gear while the snow is here. These are just SOME of the gloves I've found. Amazing what you collect over the years
  5. welcome to the forum welcome
  6. http://www.bikesportnews.com/features-detail.cfm?featureid=108&featuretitle=Future-tech:-magnetorheological-suspension Interesting read!
  7. Got a little bit more than that here but still not bad. Trouble is, cant ride the bike, cant play golf and cant go to the driving range. Bummer This is whats its like where I used to live. Taken today
  8. So let me get this right Dave. 3 person tent. So that you, Mel and the B King between you then?
  9. Must be technically advanced Dave. Its got adjustable suspension links !!!
  10. Nice to see them come alive again. I'd have one
  11. I've been running the 023's on my bike and they are fine. Looks like competition for the Michelin Road Pilot 3's. Uses similar 3 compound technology.
  12. Hope to own the standard speed triple one day. Similar engine to my sprint st
  13. I was there for that race. Its also when Joey Dunlop died in Estonia
  14. All that design and technology and they come up with a butt ugly body shape!!!!
  15. Too much right hand. Gets you into a lot of trouble in more ways than one
  16. Still got my old paper one as well as new type. Just in case DVLA cock up my renewal and forget to add my bike category as they are known to do. If you renew your licence you can ask for your old one back by enclosing a request letter and a SAE for return.
  17. RETIREMENT BONUS The Royal Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of £72,000... The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with £96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief Stoker who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my dick to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measure was taken by a Medical Officer. The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to drop 'em,' which he did. The Medical Officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's dick and began to work back. Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?' The Old Chief calmly replied, ' The Falkland Islands'.
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