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David Cameron was asked for his views on Europe. Below are his responses!!!! Q. What is your view on Europe? A. Its all very simple. I believe as I have always believed, that frankly we have to stand back and take the long view. Thats a very important point. Q. Could you clarify that Prime Minister? A. Frankly I think it would hard to be any clearer. But let me put it another way: to be any clearer I think it would be hard to be. Could I be any clearer? No. Could I be any less clear? Yes. Could I ask myself a question to which I don't already know the answer? Maybe. So there you have it. WTF!!!!!

welcome to the forum welcome

Nor me. Sooner have the boat!

THE INDISPENSABLE MAN Some time when you're feeling important; Some time when your ego's in bloom; Some time when you take it for granted, You're the best qualified in the room; Some time when you think that your going, would leave an unfillable hole; Just follow this simple instruction And see how it humbles your soul. Take a bucket and fill it with water; Put your hands in it up to your wrists; Pull them out - and the hole that remains; Is the measure of how much you'll be missed. You may splash as you please when you enter; You may stir up the water galore; But stop - and you'll find in a second , That it looks just the same as before. The moral of this is quite simple; Do just the best that you can, and be proud of yourself - but remember; There is no indispensable man

That kid with the orange top looks like he's made of rubber!!!

Might be Red Rum's Bum Dave!!!!

Done it

Monokey. Got the same

Just seeing if yer on yer toes! My mistake, senior moment

Can I join?

Scientists carried out tests on normal house spiders to see the effect various drugs have on their web spinning ability. The spiders were fed each of the drugs for a month at a time and then deprived on the last day of the trials. The pictures are the results. The one thats most disturbing is the caffeine!

I think it makes the bike look 'balanced'

Should also apply to car drivers then. Just heard on the radio that a 17yr old pop star has just passed his test and bought an 80 grand Range Rover. Wonder how long that will last?

Not bad but I don't think from the video that it can be used with gel type motorbike batteries which are now popular. At the last count I have 4 battery chargers. 3 motorbike ones and a start/charger. Got one of them free for subscribing to MCN

Excellent job Maveric. All credit to you

This was the catchphrase of Dave Croxford the works Norton rider

and into the sun on a two way road

As you say 'The Joys of Ducati Ownership'. Too rich for me