Oldfart

Same here. Theyre just as cheap going via EBC ebay website as anywhere else

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/cameron-to-put-brakes-on-80mph-limit/21422.html

Ford Zephyr/ Zodiac 211/213E Ford Consul Austin 1100 Volvo right at back Looks like Wolseley on left Possibly Austin A40 Devon or Moggie Minor Guessing chap is your grandad?

Was advised not to buy Goldfren because theyre crap. Always buy EBC but careful of those on fleabay as some are fakes.

Good result but felt gutted for poor old Dani. http://www.bikesportnews.com/news-detail.cfm?newstitle=MotoGP-Misano:-Pedrosa-slams-startline-'chaos'&newsid=8017

Brings back memories as I used to teach this to plant and auto mechanics. Did you know you can make your own threadsaver by knocking out the centre of an old plug and putting two sawcuts across the thread. (I used to then deburr the slots with a three cornered file). I even made a TDC/depth gauge out of an old plug for when we used to set the timing on two stroke motors.

Just the mutts nuts

At least they got away empty handed.

Well put Stue

Total knob head!!!!

Good read Stue. Would never even contemplate anything other than new tyres

Glad you said that. Was looking at a holiday there

Tom was working in the garden this weekend and his wife was upstairs, about to take a shower. Tom realized that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't really hear him and shouted back, "What?" He pointed to his eye, and then he pointed to his knee and made a raking motion. His wife was a bit puzzled and again said "What?" He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake" His wife indicated that she understood and signaled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside and finally to her crotch. Well, there was no way in hell Tom could even come close to that one. Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?" She replied, "Eye - Left Tit - Behind – The Bush."

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATHS A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.' LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH S (Part 2) Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY. 'But that's right!' says his dad. 'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'' 'What's the f@ckin' difference?' asks the father. 'That's what I said!' LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful..' Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.' LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a p@ss!!' The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.' Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!' LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2) One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.' 'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. 'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.' She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY. 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f@ckin' beautiful!'' LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLD Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat..' Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.' The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?' Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own f@ckin' business. WHO LOVES Little RALPHY????!!!!

American rider on a ZX10 with no bike gear didnt see the trailer. Broke arm and leg. Apparently in the USA you can buy a litre bike without a test or training and ride it straight away at 16 according to the comments on youtube. Camera bloke on an 848 just ditches his bike to go and help.

Always pays to check on these Government departments. Just got a letter saying I've underpaid £850 last year. Couldnt understand that as I'm PAYE. Turns out they were trying to collect tax on a pension I never received til this year. They actually owe me! How many other elderly people just accept and pay up. Well at least I've stopped one MP having a jolly on my money. Now how can I claim for my chicken shed and my moat!!!!

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor in St Johns and the doctor began to deliver the baby She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!' Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !' The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....' Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !' Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?' The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.' Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.' When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, 'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.' She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...' Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ......it's a ' good ting we didn't use WD-40.

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welcome to our friendly forum

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/General-news/2012/September/sep1012-failed-ducati-robbery/ But these didnt get away!!! http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/100000-burglars-of-ccm-racing-jailed/21383.html

Nice one. If you buy tyres from F1 Autocentres (dont think they do bike tyres.)any puncture repar is free.

Dave Hutch