Oldfart

Phil Mitchell had a house near me in Norfolk as did Stephen Fry. Phil Mitchell upset a lot of the villagers but we all laughed when we heard his girlfriend have given him a right smack!!!

Nice bike, nice pics

This was my first bike 1962 NSU Quickly. Had to carry out a decoke and re-ring each year

Sadly missed. Carry his number on my lid. A great loss to the motorcycle fraternity, Moto GP and most importantly to his family. RIP Marco

http://www.bikesportnews.com/news-detail.cfm?newstitle='Boring'-MotoGP-must-change,-says-Rossi&newsid=8296

Same here

Hi and welcome to the forum

BBC 1 7.30pm tomorrow The one show about mature bikers

Hi Rick welcome to the forum

http://www.visordown.com/features/marco-simoncelli-58-forever/20610.html

My recycling wheelie bin didn't get emptied because there was a small strip of sellotape on a piece of cardboard. How do I know. The bin man spent 4 mins writing a note to stick on the bin to tell me. Would have taken about 5 seconds to remove it. jobsworths

Love it

http://www.bikesportnews.com/features-detail.cfm?featureid=97&featuretitle=Take-an-interactive-tour-of-the-Repsol-Honda-garage

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news-bizarre/binmen-mistake-bike-for-rubbish/21611.html

“Fifty Shades of Grey Hair” The missus bought a Paperback down Smith's on Saturday, I had a look inside her bag; T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well forty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Then things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back up upon her feet; A couple of minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said That I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d uttered. She stood there nude and beckoned me I bent forward just a bit Then I moved, thought what the hell, And stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

I have created a new plate to be affixed to some drivers vehicles. It stands for Limited Intelligence. My first award goes to the woman in a Subaru 4 x 4 who drove through 3 sets of traffic light oblivious to the fact they were all on RED. The second to the knob head who tried to overtake a line of cars who had pulled over for an ambulance with blue lights on! The third to the numpty who parked outside my house totally blocking the pavement so mums had to push prams into the road. This despite the fact that there was room to park 4 cars on the road. Who would you like to see display this plate?

http://www.bikesportnews.com/news-detail.cfm?newstitle=Byrne-in-hunt-for-child-hurt-in-boot-melee&newsid=8261

Saw a bloke in Matlock Bath today with his young son on the pillion. The youngsters feet were 6inches short of the pegs and just dangling. They walk among us!!!

Love the bikes. Well nice

Nice win Garry

As they say 'one door closes on your life, another one opens' Been there and its about right. As I said about my ex 'Halloween, the only time of year she doesnt need to dress up or wear a mask to fit in' Just take your time before getting involved again or to put it another way 'dont let yer d**k rule yer head' Best of luck to you.

Hi just for anyone out there interested - The BBC have made a short film about Middle Aged Bikers--Born again Bikers and is due to be shown on the Inside Out programme following The One Show at 7.30pm on BBC1 on Oct 22nd it features BBC presenter Ben Jackson, John who runs The Vic in Coalville and Paul Sinclair who runs Motorcycle funerals, The filming was around The Charnwood Forest early September as the 3 amigos windle there way down twisty lanes and the open roads and chat about the freedom motorcycling gives.