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That's one helluva beast !

If I sleep under the bed, am I a little potty?

Well done, matey! I didn't manage 3 years of wedded agony...... Never again! Me, bitter and twisted? Ohh, yesss!

What's got one ball and f*cks prostitutes? Peter Sutcliffe's hammer! Are the old ones really the best?

Got anybody to do interiors for you i.e. seats, carpets, headlinings?

Look on the bright side, Alan, it may have been a right dog! 'Twas a naughty thing to do, though

Ayup, Willy! welcome

Ayup miduck! welcome

[quote="Grumpyowl"]To any Chesterfield FC, fans out there.. Congratulations on gaining promotion to league one. As a Sheffield Wednesday fan and long time season ticket holder I'm sure you'd congratulate us if we got promotion. Oh and thanks for the 6 points next season [/quot Are you quite sure?

Champions!!!

Ayup Mart! Welcome! 900 Divvy

It must be the Surrey dialect that does it

Tee-hee!!!

Good on yer!

I thank-you! Boom-tish !!

A fart is a pleasant thing It gives the body ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful Poisonous cloud A fart can be short Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song. A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless Or silent and deadly. A fart may not smell While others are vile. A fart may pass quickly Or linger a while. A fart may occur In a number of places, Leaving everyone there With strange looks on their faces. From wide open fields To a small elevator A fart will find all of us Sooner or later That all farts are bad Is simply not true We must never forget Friendly old farts like you!

Sorry, I prefer 'Achmed the dead terrorist'

Good pics Greg And, yes folks, those little engines are real steam engines!

Great stuff Greg

Pics of your GSXR/Bandit and what you've been looking at today! C'mon, share

As Frankie Howard would have said: "Please your-self!"

Ayup you two! What about Crich that day for the classic bike do?

I hate to do this but............ "Bump"