firehawk

ban flashing lights on bicycles. they could cause epileptic fits

aha, but i'd backed the porn up and done a full re-install before sending it away. It might still be deep in there I suppose but oh well. I just hope it comes back without white stains on the keys

i hate XP. My laptop has been away for 3 weeks being repaired and is back tomorrow. In the mean time, I've been using my old knackered acer running XP. It's sooooooo slow in comparison and freezes every so often.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS HE LIVED ALL ALONE IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE I LOOKED ALL ABOUT A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS NOT EVEN A TREE NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS WITH MEDALS AND BADGES AWARDS OF ALL KINDS A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT IT WAS DARK AND DREARY I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING SILENT ALONE CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER NOT HOW I PICTURED A LONE BRITISH SOLDIER WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ CURLED UP ON A PONCHO THE FLOOR FOR A BED I REALISED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT SOON ROUND THE WORLD THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY THEY ALL ENJOY FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE I COULDN'T HELP WONDER HOW MANY ALONE ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME THE VERY THOUGH BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE 'SANTA DON'T CRY THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM I DON'T ASK FOR MORE MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY. MY CORPS' THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP I COULDN'T CONTROL IT I CONTINUED TO WEEP I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS SO SILENT AND STILL AND WE BOTH SAT AND SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHTS CHILL I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ON THAT COLD DARK NIGHT THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOUR SO WILLING TO FIGHT THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE WHISPERED 'CARRY ON SANTA ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE' ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT 'MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT'

The night before Xmas throughout the house, we were all fucked, even the mouse. Dad at the brothel, mum with uncle Frank, I'd settled down for a nice slow wank. Outside the house I heard a right clatter, I let go of my cock to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew right away It was old St Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. The big fat fucker, I think he fell. He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer, and a big rubber cock for my brother, the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the big fat c**t blew the house apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, Shouting, I'll be back next year, have a hell of a night. Merry Xmas.

to upgrade my bus licence from auto to manual or take my cat C1 test to get a coach driving job to find me a missus to lose a few stone to get a new bike to spend less money

[quote="willf"] still had dix pulling out on me tho i don't pull out on anyone (my surname is Dix )

i know what you mean mate. i've tried that before aswell.

What together or seperate? together. it doesn't work very well together as it happens THATS the munchies nah, that was not having anything else in the fridge. i wanted cheese on toast but i also wanted lemon curd on toast, so i thought i'd combine them. after all, people have cheese and jam sarnies.

SNAP. I also had lemon curd and cheese, on toast What together or seperate? together. it doesn't work very well together as it happens

SNAP. I also had lemon curd and cheese, on toast

it's where alot of sexy time happens....allegedly

it's over 6 months since I last rode a bike. why oh why can't I afford a new bike? any donations are very much welcomed

i was given a flying lesson for my 21st. it was brill

get yourself a skirt m8. I wear one sometimes

i used to have a rover metro and a mk6 escort

are you going to cut it open afterwards?

your birthday? mine was because I was 20 and I bought it in November (and nothing else they had made any sense)

your private plate is similar to mine. i also have N20 then my initials

your missus has a nice pony

nah, it was 10 years before I was born

i'm sure Lee will be up for the challenge of mirror polishing it

you only go to look at the fit sweaty women

i think it says kawasaki EL but can't make it out for sure