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Think im going to loose my licence... UPDATE :D
madsod replied to tubthumper's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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NEW bandit 1200 down pipes
madsod replied to madsod's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
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A pair of lady golfers are on the 1st tee. The first lady tee's off with a horrendous slice which comets across the golf course into a group of four male golfers on the Third tee. One of the men plummets to the ground, pole axed with his hands held tightly between his legs. The lady golfer cries "oh my god" and rushes over to where the man lies. When she gets there she says "I am so sorry, you poor man, please let me help, I am a physiotherapist". "It's OK" the man replies through gritted teeth, "I'll be OK" "Nonsense" says the lady, "please let me help" as she proceeds to force his hands away and unbutton the man's trousers. After undoing his zip, she she puts her hand inside his briefs and deeply massages his privates. "How does that feel? says the lady. "That feels bloody marvellous", says the man, "but I think my is broken".
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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.... On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?' The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?' She says, 'You must be . Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts.... Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer. 'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says. The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the £500 membership fee.' 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our Facilities.' The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!'
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Yamaha XS900 Triple Cafe Racer Build......."SHAFTY"
madsod replied to pugeyed's topic in Project section
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AS your bike is new and im not sure if you have this on it. But take it from me if you dont you rad will look like shit very fast as all types of crap get in to all the fins , also like on the bandit with the oil cooler big stone and it can kill the engine . hope you dont mind Dave this is for the 08 but im sure you can get for yours http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/B-KING-08-RADIATOR-OIL-COOLER-COVER-GUARD-S031ROC-/310324682103?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash
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i have a few with all my bikes but a got a pair from here for the gsxr , and i did think might be crap but lots on the gsxr fourm said how good they are any way , shit hot for the money http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AIO-Paddock-Stand-Yamaha-YZF-750-1000-R-Thundercat-TRX-/310226100413?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&has and it will do front or back but you need one for the back to use it on the front , and all the hooks also here is the gsxr geting a bath on the stands