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They Walk Among Us! ---------------------------- *One day I was walking down the beach with Some friends when someone shouted..... 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?' They walk among us! ---------------------------------------------------------- While looking at a house, my brother asked the Estate agent which direction was north because He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' My brother explained that the sun rises in the east And has for sometime. She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......' They Walk Among Us! -------------------------------------------- My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'. They Walk Among Us! ------------------------------------ My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk------------------------------------------------- I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!" I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... They Walk Among Us ! ------------------------------- I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'... (I work with professionals like this.) They Walk Among Us! ------------------------------------------------ While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. They Walk Among Us! Dumb as a box of Rocks TRUE STORY: A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Rick Perry happened to appear. Gov. Perry took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease. 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' he asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..' 'What sort of question?' asked Perry. Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'' Perry thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.' Sadly, they walk among us! Traffic Camera A man was driving when he saw the flash of a trafficcamera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.. You can't fix stupid.

nice mate,done a lot of pot holing down yorkshire not quite the sqeezing thru tiny gaps there m8 we rode in a bloody train they so big it would take you days to see it all. Sounds fab, any links for the caves?

I think Kenb is our resident oldie lmao (sorry Ken)

I've been on nights this weekend and also been taking the bike, had to scrape ice off the bike both mornings on the way home

my plan is to send the wife off to a hotel in Split, Croiata then ride there, stay for 2/3 days and ride back. SimplesX

seriously thinking about this trip, what do you reckon http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Kettering,+United+Kingdom&daddr=Split,+Croatia&hl=en&sll=0,0&sspn=132.604212,346.289063&geocode=FSKBHwMdd9v0_yllWlASJ3R3SDG1_DbbYQ3-1g%3BFQbdlwIdHeT6ACkX9bxr_F01EzGYn7Qx9o95oQ&oq=split&mra=ls&t=m&z=5

my experience (once) of TLs is the same, room fine but didn't sleep a wink because of noise. Just spent a night in a premier Inn, very nice £30 a room but that particular one (sheffield) had no parking.

Top man, but must have gone past here and didn't once, gutted

Chads told us all about your dry lube Dave

missed you joining, welcome to the madness

hello Chads mum

I know what you mean Lee, can't see me keeping this long, Will probably start looking for Gs800 or similar.

It's a quick fix but does wash greases away hence my purchase of graphite powder

Just ordered some, gonna do all my locks, thanks again http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Graphite-Powder-Lock-Lubricant-Cylinder-Car-Padlock-/140707007752?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item20c2ca8d08

I was doing a damage limitation job, she gets her holiday and I get a bike trip, with a wench half way Also weather would be just a tadge better

WTF is graphite powder?

put half a can of WD40 in it, left it 10 mins and hey presto, thanks Guys you're blinkin stars

I put a load of 3in1 on the spare, did nowt

I have noticed over the last couple of months that it's getting harder and harder to get my key to turn in the ignition, I have now managed to put my main key in a very safe place( knows where). Not a problem as I have a unused spare. This will not turn at all!! but does work in the seat lock, any thoughts, thanks

I've been looking at doing a fair size road trip, as the better half doent do bikes, i had this great idea of sending her off to a hotel for a week and then driving there and back, Great plan, she's happy with it, so started to have a look at costs. One week all inclusive in Croatia £500ish, petrol ONLY for trip £500ish plus still need to eat and sleep somewhere, and get ferries just dont make sense.I reckon all told it would be £800 to £1000 just for me.

Do a search for steampunk images, not a lot of bikes but some really cool images

i out £30 for college for the 3 days in the car. tesco fuel will be basically gone. halfway to college is a shell. thought id try it as fuel save. and local bp is shut for 3 months their rebuilding it. and i still ahve 15% of the fuel left i didnt before Chad, you gotta stop writing in blinkin code

yeh, coz Essex is right on the way from kettering lmao

what you need is a nice vstrom 1000 Streety