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Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican ," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine. "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f**k off the windshield!
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dyno day , streetfighter show and stunt display ,
XS1100 replied to westcoastfighterz's topic in Rideout's and Events
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VFR 800 vtech starting problem
XS1100 replied to poleman1's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
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Tile drilling ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
XS1100 replied to E.goldstein's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
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Thought some of you might like to see a few of our old bikes
XS1100 replied to suzukijax's topic in Pics & vids of Bikes
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This is a great site Hinkley Bonneville on adventure trips
XS1100 replied to XS1100's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"