Chadatious

I prefer two. Worn a one and its felt strange, and looked like a ninja power ranger cross breed

dinner

welcome to the forum

anouther one i dont like

^^^^^ love the avatar madwilly!! and welcome to the forum cherry, sure youll fit in just fine, all a friendly buntch, and klike said before test ride a few. im sure youll find what you want

i like it, wouldnt want it thou

i did that mate, will have another go in the morning yeah if not get a pin

rich to get rid to get rid of bubbles yhou cant use a hair dryer and hard bit of plastic and chase them out with the heat and pushing them to the edges

just proves the youth of today have no taste Moved on mate, when my soft spots for pree 2003 bikes before this emmissions stuff. mainly late 90's thou

Yeah they don't really have a ban button haha Or am I wrong

Very nice. Best colours for a zxr400

Don't like it

thats your son? did well is a downer bout that bit of him coming off

ouchiee blew my ears out some nice footage thou

Maybe time to change allias to Sugsy ............................................................................................naaaa Or Steve from corrie

you tell him Dick the dirty little i reckon hes on the baileys Dave dont drink anymore and thats a womans drink aint it, maybe that would explain the mummy dick?

Sorry mummy Dick and daddy Dave

Just got in and found my wife dead. So I decided to have sex with her one last time.Suddenly she opened her eyes and said "BOO!"Honestly some people are just fecking sick in the head

Did you hear about the gay Pirate?He took it up the arrrrs

How do you make a woman scream after sex? Wipe your willy on her curtains.

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a "for sale" sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it’s quite simple, really, " says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it’s going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don’t talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem, " he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom."She’s got a great body, " he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that’s enough, I’ll do the f*cking dishes!"

can you still get tube snakes to put in the bars?i used to get hand cramp,but learned to relax more and no probs now Did'nt no you could get stuff like that might give them a go You want a go of Dicks TUBE SNAKE he said them, not it, so how many snakes do you have dick?

No way leather is the best for safety sorry have to disagree rich leather you slide more, less friction, its tighter so doesnt move around as much, more retardent to any fire etc. a lot tougther too i ahve textile and leather trousers, havent worn the textiles since i bought my leather ones.

shame mark, keep looking mate

good idea rich all orums are different to get used to