RichardH

how the heck did I end up putting it there?? Dave/Stu, can you move it please ............. thanks

Hey, you old git

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the Golden Labrador and said " So why are you here ? " The Golden Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do ? " " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Golden Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down." The Golden Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?" The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch." " So what are they going to do to you ? " theGolden Lab inquired. " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?" " I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. "Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." The Black and the Golden Labs exchanged a sad glance and said," So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?" The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "

martial arts weapons for me, I keep one of these by the bed (purely for practice) and various other bits and bobs in the wardrobe. Yeh, but what really scares them is you stood there in those weird jimjams

I can't look oooooooooooooooooooooo

never heard of em

spot on

fair dos matey

I havent got a lot of work at the mo. , but sod it I could do with a Little helper there you go Stan, you can work with Dave

last place in the world you would expect your bike to get nicked

must be him in the hard hat

Darn, that's all my best dad dancing moves

bunch of bloody idiots, nothing to do with rioting, it's just plane looting

I went to a club last night and pulled myself a well tasty bird, she was about 60 but still well fit for her age. I couldn't help but think how nice her daughter would be. Anyway she invited me to her house, happy days I thought. as we approached the house, she turned to me and asked " do you light sporting pairs"? " sporting pairs, what's that"? "well, she said it's having a mother and daughter together" OMG it must be christmas, you bet I'm up for some of that! So we get to the house, she opens the door and shout upstairs "MOTHER ARE YOU STILL UP"

I'm going to the fairly well endowed rally nr Barnsley the weekend and i can thougherly recommend my tent, Only joking, best thing is to take a look around a rally and see what others are camping in, find out what Dave has and NEVER buy one!

Sounds like Chad might some action also lol

Bloody hell, wonder woman

OK, who's up for camping ? Don't get it Dave, you enjoyed the last stint of camping soooooo much, I thought you would be first to say yes(Lukes taking his tent)

OK, who's up for camping ?

haven't we been here before? I was visiting my sister in woolich years ago during the riots, she new when the local one was going to kick off so we stayed in and sure enough the little darling wrecked the place.