madcarper

mucho happiness

now that's how you do it chad. fecking snails.

that's the problem when you live so far north that there is no electricitywatch it sonny or the next time we have a drought you southerners can sod off when you want our water.

left mine on the bandit I kinda like the popping and banging. just like when you used to put lolly sticks in your bike spokes.

arrgh to much information

ohh dear is that the best you can do chad.

did'nt know you could multitask dick

aye I did ,apart from three people almost taking me out, first one a young lass pulled straight out in front of me as i'm going round roundabout but I guese it was ok cos as I pulled alongside her she waved and said sorry ffs, next one i'm going down the hill towards raby castle a car coming up is signalling to turn left so the old duffer towing his caravan behind him decides he can't wait for him to turn off and pulls out onto my side of road to pass him ffs 2 i'm sure my back wheel was off the deck. and finally heading back along coast road to saltburn I overtake a car and pull back into my lane as there is a people carrier in front, and another car coming towards me so it was to tight to try a pass next thing some dick on a Kawasaki comes screaming past me going far to fast to drop in behind the people carrier so some how he manages to squeeze between the car and the people carrier but he deffo needed to change his kegs when he got home the tosser.

I did intend to ring you m8, but with it being spur of the moment and rushing around I forgot sos.

whats the weather forecast

I was down that road yesterday the guy who works next to my place said his father in law was at the scene of the crash he told me the biker came round a corner and hit a combine harvester head on. not a pretty sight poor bugger. fecking things should not be allowed on public roads without some kind of wide load warning vehicle in front . r.i.p.

not sure mike but it is clean and goes well.

great pics dick but looks like our side of pennines had the sun today.

well done mike looks like you all had a good day indian summer or what

back after 210 miles ride had a great day heres a few pics I would have took more but I was enjoying the ride so much I did not want to stop hope moor manor café saw this mint zzr1100 at manor stopped at Helmsley instead of pickering I've never seen so many bikes there as I did today although I just took a pic of a few of them they were everywhere

me and a m8 are going to manor café via barney and hope moor this morning, probley get there about 11.30 then going scarby via pickering if you see me say hello I,ll be on the zed. i'll take my camera cos I know you all like pics.

its a flintstones Harley

don't know about that stue, its gonna hit 20 degrees this weekend and perhaps 25 next week, bring it on i'm out on the bike all day sunday. gonna make the most of it anyway tony whats the point of having all that lovely seaside and lakes when you can't use it for fear of being eaten or poisoned to death

take a picture of the hole with something like ruler beside it to give some idea of scale, compile a letter to the council with an estimate or invoice for your repairs and the pictures of damage to the bike and the hole, big up the effect it has on the safe rideability on your bike and threaten to get a solicitor on the case . chances are they will at the least cover the cost of your repairs . why do you think the councils repair the roads its not so you have lovely smooth roads, its because they don't want to be sued and have massive legal costs. anyway dave what you got to lose by writing a letter.

4 HOURS I would have set fire to the bloody thing.

I would if it were a bit closer:(

keep it for when you crash

yes dick just coming back from the a68 at hexam

never mind little insects I was out a couple of weeks ago I noticed some roadkill just ahead of me next thing I see is a fecking massive red kite swoops past my head as it comes in to land for the dead critter ffs I nearly shat meself.