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Chadatious

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  1. our local chinese did tha5t before it close haha
  2. why did the mexican throw his wife off the cliff? Tequila! -------------------------------- What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Not a lot, they both hold stiffs except one's coming and the other is going. --------------------------------- Have you heard about the magic tractor??????? It turned into a field ---------------------------------------------- A man went to a doctor to have his dick enlarged. The particular procedure involved grafting a baby elephant’s trunk onto the end. Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man’s prick crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?" Suddenly, the prick came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don’t believe I saw what I think I just saw. . . can you do that again?" With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "I’d like to, but I don’t think my @rse can take another crusty roll !" -------------------------------------- Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Hey Ron, how long have you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am.
  3. looking at them on robs bike they go well. but each to their own and all bikes are different
  4. suzuki sv650 curvey carb model rectifier wanted. or honda cbr600/1000 ones can fit depending on years, anyone?
  5. got loads in at the min if anyone after any! still £1 posted for the first sticker and then extra 50p for each aditional sticker.
  6. one could dow ith pain from marks on it, good heavy ones. with rubbers etc. can get pics. £4.50 posted?
  7. got some yamaha virago 535 indicators, clean for their age, few marks, all origonal connectors, and never messed with in good working order. will fit most bikes, clasic lookm can get pics on demand. £5 plus £3.50 p&p?
  8. full length, neot tampered with, slip on, no baffle or strap. few marks but good nick, and a polish will have it gleaming, nozzle version. dont want to sell but want bike fixed now so i can ride so might as well make use seeing as its collecting dust. £45 plus post?
  9. the smell? they probably thought the same about you
  10. should have come southern meet then, it was nice and dry all jokeing side nice one, good to see you get out
  11. i cant see it draining it completely. i used a laptop with a 240 volt adapter on my bandit and astarted an hour later
  12. very clever! my uncle could have done with that, his little finger and part of his hand were hanging by a thread, luckily they saved it.
  13. Mates got a spare Honda one, ill try tmoz if not ill buy one.
  14. heres why electrics wernt right, 2 months old, never turn over as well as the oprevious anyway, the pics dont give it justice, ever side, top and bottom are swolen, i can see it poping any min.
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