goferit

Yeah--That's pretty hard core biker stuff.

Yeah---- got the right tools for each job-- ?????????????somewhere

SMITH

WOOFER

pardon? YOU'RE FAR TO YOUNG TA KNOW CHAD: --CLICK THE LINK

[quote="Davehutch" Dave,---->> Dee Dozy Beaky, Mick &--->>>TICH

[quote="dick65"]blankety ??????????????? PILLOWY???

POINT

VENUE

[quote="goferit"] ORDEAL ----

It'd be more reliable than a real one

LATEST 2015 MODEL ??

I've binned the alarms on each bike I've had. arse pains they are!!. Ionically the one I have on the Rocket has given no prob's-- as yet!! -- 1st bit o' bother, and it'll be binned for sure..

I Can't remember when I did that last, Madcarper---- I juss had (one of many) Senior moments ) when I did that

Didn't think it was suitable peeps..

Was the plug very tight to screw back in ??--Hoping you haven't stripped the thread? Little gem I've used down the years, cut off a short piece of garden hose, gently insert the top of the plug inside the hose -not to far in tho'. You can then insert the body of the plug, into the head, and easily catch the thread without damaging the threads. piece o' piss

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression ’I presume’ One little girl held up her hand and said. "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and presumed that the dishwasher was broken." "Very good" said the teacher. Another one said. "This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage, I presume that the BMW wouldn’t start." "That’s excellent" says the teacher. Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says, "Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and headed for the bush, I presume that........ The teacher interrupted him and said, "I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can’t presume anything. Johnny says, "Please teacher, let me finish my sentence’. The teacher says, "Very well, Continue." "As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the bush with a newspaper under his arm. I presume he was going for a because he can’t read."

The buggers gets everywhere this time of year

...the woman asked her husband. "No"...said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her ...and smiled approvingly. "Have you ever seen fifty pounds all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband? "No ..no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer knickers... and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. He took the crumpled fifty pound note... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen £10,000 all crumpled up?" "No, never" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited). "Well, go and look in the garage!"...she said.

OW-DO Octopus'''---- Nice bike

He said - "Two inches more and I would be king." She said - "Two inches less, and you'd be queen."

Just found these.. A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor. --------------------------------------- Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip recession. ---------------------------------------- A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?" The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient". ------------------------------------------ 63 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning. It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed. The police are blaming AL IKEA. ---------------------------------------- Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take. ---------------------------------------- Police stops a Pakistani in his transit van on the motorway. Policeman says "Do you know the limit is 70?" The driver leans into the back and says: "Hear that........3 of you have got to get out!" ---------------------------------------- Paddy & Mick stagger out of the zoo with blood pouring from them.. "Bollocks to that" said Paddy "That's the last time I go lion dancing" ----------------------------------- Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then." --------------------------------------------- My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak. -------------------------------------------------------- Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate. When I said white, they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were those Hovis Witnesses. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt . Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher....... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots...... Your one year manufacturer's warranty runs out soon. ---------------------------------------------------- Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both in hospital...... One's in a korma....... The other's got a dodgy tikka! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the first few days of the Olympics, eastern europeans took gold, silver, bronze, copper & lead. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sailing results are in: USA took gold, GB took silver and Somalia took a Middle aged couple from Weymouth . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan . He is making Land Mines that look like prayer mats! It's doing well! Prophets are going through the roof! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies, bugger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

He obviously hasn't learned that "the other species" humour doesn't work the same way ours does.. And Yes------ why would I be looking at his underwear ffs.

I find the water in the pan is quite cold---- --- 'n deep too ------------------------------------------------- Hey the cuzzin with two streams !!!!! Have ya checked yer not missing a fly button ???