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firehawk

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  1. My surname is Dix. In 2 places I've worked, I've had people using the tannoy asking for 'Dix'. Quite funny but also quite embarrassing.
  2. oooooooooooooh, my old mans a dustman, he looks a dozy t**t
  3. he said NEXT to a duck, not UNDER a duck
  4. http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/07/07/video-contestant-on-dutch-reality-show-runs-over-presenter-a/?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl6|sec1_lnk1|69958
  5. Some years ago I finished up in a public toilet with my mate Chris & his freshly resprayed Z900. Bloke came in and I think he wondered what he'd stumbled into! when I was at college, we hid our classmates speedfight in the toilets. He went fuckin mental when he thought it had been nicked.
  6. is Viagro a nickname or have you mis-spelled Virago?
  7. Possible mate. Let me know and we can arrange something
  8. sorry m8. my sis cant have them. she thinks they dont have space for 2
  9. i've told her anyway. waiting for a reply to see wot she says.
  10. they're adorable. I want a border terrier but have to wait til I get my own place. My uncle has one and he's brilliant. My sister was looking at them but she's in Somerset so unfortunately too far away.
  11. schoolboy error i was bloody nervous driving it on to the ramp with everyone watching.
  12. guess how long it took me to find out the n/s wheel bolts are reverse threaded!!
  13. The other day my doctor told me I was colour blind....It came right out of the orange
  14. http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://crosscountrycycle.com/merchant/228/images/site/lilhoney_pink(r).jpg&imgrefurl=http://crosscountrycycle.com/articles/how-to-choose-your-childs-bike...-pg24.htm&usg=__tN7Rt064nlQhQigFrLNO6bEiJU0=&h=242&w=350&sz=14&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=9yfJ8mfgls_O-M:&tbnh=142&tbnw=206&ei=p9YJTor5NpDD8QPDgpCTAQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dpink%2Bchilds%2Bbike%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D653%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=310&vpy=110&dur=424&hovh=142&hovw=206&tx=136&ty=88&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0 or Billie Piper
  15. you really don't want to be asking me that.
  16. who's you favorite of the 5 Stue. It's Robbie isn't it?
  17. then found in the related vids to that. honest - i wish mine was like that
  18. [quote="madwilly"] cant stand boy bands, id rather drink acid and have me head smashed in by a jcb bucket than listen to take that [/quote dont like take that then lol he doesn't like them, he LOVES them. He absolutely idolises them
  19. we have one here??? mmmmmmmmmmmm, tempting
  20. I joined a nudist club last week. The first few days were the hardest
  21. and when you cum, they could do a big ooooooooooooooooh type finish. Mind you, i'd prefer to hear the missus do that rather than JLS.
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