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fr499y

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  1. Must admit, i do try and wash mine once a week minimum!!
  2. Can see what ya mean, but them sort of bikes will be owned by either Dave's age or people who will look after then properly
  3. didn't he come off twice? Good to see Rossi in top 3 again! seems to ride harder/better in the wet lol crazy Italian
  4. heres me £20 bargain jacket matches my CBR nicely
  5. i'll get the misses too
  6. might have to get a new tyre fitted on sat and try and get it scrubbed in a bit before hand!!! dont think the VP2 is going to last much longer
  7. I've just stumbled on this and it made me laugh, but holy crap! imagine shooting something with this ( or trying to ) .577 shotgun round
  8. well most people were packing up by 2/3pm, HG were fed up of not selling much and went mental with the prices, Frank thomas was selling everything in the tent for £5!! ( mainly water proof gear ) Paying £50 for the jacket makes me forgive the stupidly expensive entrance fee of £19 each!!
  9. Bought a couple new jackets today! one of these http://www.hein-gericke.co.uk/hein-gericke-oxan-ii-sheltexr-jacke-schwarz-16309.html And a hein gericke textile summer jacket! Total cost £70 brand new from hein gericke ( BMF show, must of been a shit weekend and they needed to sell stuff!! )
  10. What i can say is, wind noise on the FJR will be the same. Its either fine for pillion, or fine for rider as i have found out, butt not for both. A good set of ear plugs are deffo worth a shot, although i've got one helmet that is dead silent. Scorpion EXO1000, yeah its a bit of dosh but very quiet and a good set of ear plugs for the other helmets. A taller screen might help out but wont silent it completely!
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  12. if i didn't get the cbr i would of had it! good that is sold but such a nice looking bike too!
  13. Dave the one thing you got to remember is ride at your abilities and the way your confident with. Too many people go on ride outs and try to keep up with the quickest of the lot and its not the way to go! as you have learnt, pushing beyond your capabilities doesn't end the way you hoped! You'll soon forget about it though It's one of the reasons I don't like to go for ride out with a group of people, there will always be one that wants to go flat out and gun it everywhere which tends to make the rest try and keep up.
  14. respect indeed! some racers won't attempt the TT, they doing it at a good old age AND in a side car! nuts, pure nuts
  15. Just blame that one on it being a KTM Matt we will forgive you um yes its was a KTM, thats why i gently threw it on the floor before selling it
  16. They also make good crash protection in the even of a small drop while the misses gets on the back on a dodgy condition road
  17. the link pipes were made a while back to give it a more agressive look, they are close to the swingarm and point up and out. Gave it a run to work with baffles in and it sounds even better than i thought Nice pop and bang when ya hammer down the gears lol
  18. nice breasts fried in the pan Ya can have the next pheasant that runs into the side of me!! them bastards hurt though ><
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