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Some serious riding - not for the faint hearted
madsod replied to Oldfart's topic in Pics & vids of Bikes
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Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally Cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital. The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'. Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.' 'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2011! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?' And Paddy said, ' How da fock was I 'spose to pick dem up !!!
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one of the B-king lads in ozz has had a off
madsod replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Pics & vids of Bikes
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A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'. So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. The husband says; 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'. His funeral is next Thursday.
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A well no fault with most cv carburetor,s is the emulsion tubes will wear oval , after a good few miles factory pro sell them from the USA but will cost over £120 for four with the p&p some one on the RF forum got a set and said he could not get them to work , i had a dyno jet kit on the bike last year but went back to stock as the tubes needed new , got this set for £70 , and also a spare set of carbs of ebay for £26 , so over the last few weeks build and cleaned them out , put them on the bike today & balanced , not done a test ride but it sound,s spot on , this should get my mpg back up to over 40 now , so will pay for its self fast , and more bhp on tap
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